Uh, not even a year, mate.
I'm from the Dominican Republic, but I generally stalk from country to country, killing off people I meet on the internet in bizarre and frightening new ways.
I'm currently in Australia, using my laptop, hunting a Mr James Dominguez. I plan to cut open his ass and paint a giant red robot on the Australian Alps. I was going to do it on Ayers Rock, but I'd have to drive for miles with his stinking corpse in the boot of my car.
after that, I'll probably head to Wales.
---
Dad was flammable