The Queen visited my town today to promote her Golden Jubilee. I was going to go and lob petrol bombs at her, but I was too scared of getting caught. However, should she choose to enter this competition, she will find the tables turned.

In this contest, you may join the herd and obey my fascist rules, or be insubordinate and disobey them. That is, if you adhere to one, you have to adhere to them all, and if you violate one, you must violate them all. Here they are:
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[*]Say something good about an institution, such as the monarchy, religion, Hollywood or whatever.
[*]Use no thought bubbles.
[*]Do not make fun of any regulars.
[*]Include the White House background at least once.
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As ever, multiple entries are welcome, and if you break the rules in one comic, you can comply with them in another. Judging is scheduled for late Sunday or early Monday, provided the site retains functionality.

I guess I\'m still in a Schrodinger mood. Here\'s a comic that both obeys and disobeys, depending on how you look at it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120 - "No Thought" Bubble']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The second I saw the name of the contest, I thought of this strip, which just happened to break all the rules.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: Bloody stupid in America']

I wonder if anyone will get the reference in the title.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: Apocalypse Not']

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Good news, because I didn\'t properly parse all the rules, because I misspelled a word, and because I decided to get around the punctuation bug, you get to suffer through this tale again!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: Apocalypse Not']

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Without contractions, we would all be like Comander Data.

[Click to view comic: 'Institutionless']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: Close Call']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: The Mall, the Merrier']

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My humble entry... alas I could do more but I have to spend the whole weekend away from my computer. The horror!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: Lobbyists']

And yes, NAMBLA is an institution, according to the dictionary. If you don\\\'t think so, then think of the wonderful institution of pedophilia.

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'cc120: Slow Reaction Speed Man'][Click to view comic: 'cc120: ADD Man'][Click to view comic: 'cc120: Incontinence Man'][Click to view comic: 'cc120 Frack Man'][Click to view comic: 'cc120 Scared-of-Kittens Man'][Click to view comic: 'cc120: Slow Reaction Speed Man Redux']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I just realized I forgot to make fun of a regular in each one of those. So, to compensate:

wirthling sucks
gabe smells like feet
Big Evil Dan`s real name is Herbert
bunner`s older than Lincoln
Spankling is a closet conservative
DexX has terrible grammar

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If you replace an apostrophe with that little thingy under the tilda you don`t get the backslash.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'cc120:Hey-wait-a-minute-what-are-we-doing-in-a-graveyard Man'][Click to view comic: 'cc120 On-Second-Thought-I`ll-Have-the-Eggs Man'][Click to view comic: 'Are-You-One-a-them-Machine-Gun-Kangaroos-I-Heard-About Man'][Click to view comic: 'That-Was-Delicious-Sue-No-It-Was-Great-Yes-Really-Great Man'][Click to view comic: 'I`m-Surrounded-This-Ax-May-Help-I`m-No-Longer-Surrounded Man']

All this work and not one legal entry. I feel like a rapist.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I do believe this one is fully compliant with none of the rules.

[Click to view comic: 'I'll-Have-Whatever-ObiJo-Was-Having-Last-Night-Man']

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[Click to view comic: 'Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man at the Office']

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I whipped this up without thinking, just like I do with all my other comics, but this one especially.
[Click to view comic: 'Bomb (Not funny)']

[Click to view comic: 'cc120: Cough Kaufman Man']

Like an alcoholic off the wagon, I'm finding it harder to stop.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC120: It Could Be Worse']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Incontinence on all the Continents'][Click to view comic: 'Incontinence on all the Continents']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Uh, I actually don't find this as offensive as Fuzzyman claiming that I can't handle my booze.

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Dad was flammable

Then I have successfuly not complied with Rule #3.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yawn I'm bored.
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[Click to view comic: 'CC120: Common Ground']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

May or may not count, depending on whether or not silicone breasted girls are a good thing...

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.