I really didn't expect to win that last one at all, so forgive me for not having a better contest in mind.

The rules:
1) pick a prime number. If you do not know what a prime number is, go read all 63 pages of the "I am a colossal geek" thread. You still won't know after that, but at least you'll be adequately punished for daring to compete in this contest without the proper mad skillz.

2) Find the comic that corresponds to said prime number.

3) Rewrite said comic to make it funnier. You will post the original (along with its number, so I can check your prime-o-geniture) with your comic.

4)Someone in your new comic is a Star Trek character from THE ORIGINAL FIRST SERIES ONLY. ie, Kirk, Spock, Uhuru = good; Data, Wesley Crusher, 7 of 9 = fuck off.
You may use peripheral characters (ie tribbles, Romulans, Spock's mom) from the first series but if I don't get the reference, you will lose.

5)it's okay to remake a prime numbered comic that's already been remade (whether for this contest or not), BUT.....if you remake the comic that has a prime number that's pretty famous 'round these parts, expect extra special harsh judging criteria.

I will select a winner at 11pm Pacific Standard time on Monday 7/22.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Dastardly.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

female + mathematics + star trek = me + love

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Here we go

[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: A Bad Start']

and here is the prime-numbered source

[Click to view comic: 'worst...comic...ever']

I used a web-based prime # generator as I am not a l33t mathematician or coder, so my sources are going to be less that 20000 in number...

Shame 1 isn't prime, though it's pretty funny on its own. 2 however, is a challenge.

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

The original...

[Click to view comic: 'Lucky 43']

And the fixed version...

[Click to view comic: 'CC132: Unlucky 43']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I saw her first.

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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THE ORIGINAL FIRST SERIES ONLY. ie, Kirk, Spock, Uhuru = good; Data, Wesley Crusher, 7 of 9 = fuck off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I know it's hard to make perfection better, but someone had to give it a shot.

Orignial

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy physics']

New

[Click to view comic: 'CC 132 - The Search for Suck']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'This May Be A Test']

Nonsense. It's already a Trek cliche.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: This May Be A Trek']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I saw her first.

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But I stared longer.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Set wang to vibrate!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: Who?']

It's a pretty heavy rewrite, but I had to do something with comic 47 and ensure my status as an obsessed trek geek.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Don't you wish someone would simply provide a list of prime numbers so people wouldn't use just any comic, say, for example, #2316? Me, too.

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"Old" is the old new.

The original...

[Click to view comic: '#00k 17 up !!']

The entry...

[Click to view comic: 'CC132: 1337 17 up !!']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

quote:

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Don't you wish someone would simply provide a list of prime numbers so people wouldn't use just any comic, say, for example, #2316? Me, too.

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The only thing better would be a list of direct links to the comics.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow, thanks Dan! That's great! How'd you link those all so quickly? I want to link all my comics on a page for reference but don't want to copy and paste 800+ urls.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Argh! Misunderstood the rule. I thought the comic had to mention a prime number.

Two good gags down the drain.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Comic 14591

[Click to view comic: 'The Bet']

And mine...

[Click to view comic: 'M5 versus Nomad']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The original, number 6703
[Click to view comic: 'Game of skittles part 2']

...and my entry:
[Click to view comic: 'CC132: Game of Skittles Part Flim-duhh']

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Geocities limited Dan's bandwidth, so here are the links to the prime numbered strips, again.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

hears the 1rst comic[Click to view comic: 'Death is Everywhere.']
+ hears my new verson[comic]78048[comic]

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sex

ok i fucked up the forum code but dosnt mater be cause i forgot startrek any way. hears an entry that fit's the rule's

originial[Click to view comic: 'Bongo's Experiment']
my verson[Click to view comic: 'thats why they call her uHOARa']

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sex

The magic prime number was 66239 ...

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Stick Goes to War']

becomes:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: Another Brick in the Wall']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I saw her first.

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thanks guys. If only it worked that way in real life. :-)

The irony is, I'm not that much of a trek geek. though I am a prime number geek.

"Prime, Prime, What is Prime?" - chick from "Spock's Prime" episode.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I saw her first.

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thanks guys. If only it worked that way in real life. :-)

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You've obviously never dated an engineer. We hit on you with "Hey, baby, want to help me find out the coefficient of friction for skin?" and write you love poems like:

Integral [d(my love)/d(eternity)] = you

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Q) What do engineers use for birth control?
A) Thier personalities. Ho ho ho!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"