So... anyhow... [Click to view comic: 'Cool Jesus Vs. Whiny Jesus']

So... yah...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's pretty funny.

I am still alone... but now at least I'm experiencing immense bodily pain as well.
[Click to view comic: 'My Wang Hurts.']

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And then this too, as well, also [Click to view comic: 'Wet Blanket Jesus Gasses Up Cool Jesus']

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If funnyness was oil, we wouldn't be going to war with Iraq.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

yeh, well...
[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Knows-All Is A Killjoy.']
... so there.

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"Mr. Knows-All is a Kill Joy" is quite funny, though I'm not exactly sure why. The rest of your stuff is good, too. Nice work.

Much, much better than my crap, but then, a three-legged squirrel would be funnier than me, so that's not saying a lot.

The 'Mr. Knows-all' Seems remarkably reminiscent of my 'Ele-Mental' stuff.

Exhibit A

[Click to view comic: 'Ele-Mental: It's What's for Dinner!']

and

Exhibit B

[Click to view comic: 'When Worlds Collide...']

Yours is pretty funny, though.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Spiffy.

I'd say 'Woo yay,' but this isn't the place for that.

Muy spiffy.

(Eric proceeds to smack himself for saying something as corny as "muy spiffy.")

;)

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I has a flavor!

It's "muy spiffamente." :-P

Well, thanks for all the kudos.

Does nothing for the permanent emotional scarring from my tumultuous upbringing though.

But doing stuff like this helps:[Click to view comic: 'Spineless Jesus Just Can't Win With Cool Jesus.'].

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This will dry my tears
[Click to view comic: 'Rednecks ARE dumb.']

Now, what do I do about the massive hemorrhaging?

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Kill yourself. The comics are good but the "oh, poor me, I'm so tortured" posting style is getting a bit old.

The first comic was the best. The rest are pretty good, too.

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I feel better now. I slapped my willie red raw last night.

Soon after, I made this: [Click to view comic: 'Barry Wants To Hoogy-Boogy With A Hot Piece His Friend Knows']

Then, I immediately slipped back into a deep, drug-addled depression. Thanks, Heroin!

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Masturbation and Heroin. You must be from Edinburgh.

In my hallucinations last night, I envisioned this:

[Click to view comic: 'Jolly Hanging Balls.']

Pity my soul...

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I've felt uninspired of late.
Here's why:[Click to view comic: 'A True, Real-Life Story Based On Real True-Life Events.']

I need a drink...

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I drank.. and I felt ready to make another little contribution to my opus... :[Click to view comic: 'Naggy Jesus And Cool Jesus Really Go At It This Time.']

I have to go
hug the toilet now ...........................................................................................................

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A family-friendly holiday tale of a personal journey and the joys of private moments:
[Click to view comic: 'Forest Of Ennui, Episode One, The Fanta Menace.'],
[Click to view comic: 'Forest Of Enuii, Episode Two, Attack Of The Ramones.'],
[Click to view comic: 'Forest Of Enuii, Episode Four, A New Bar Of Soap'],
[Click to view comic: 'Forest Of Enuii, Episode Five, The Entire Stroked Sack'],
[Click to view comic: 'Forest Of Enuii, Episode Six, The Reruns Before Bedtime.']

Praise The Lord.

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And yes, I only spelt ennui correct in the title of the first one... that's why I drink bleach.

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Make it one for Michael Jackson's baby, and one more for the roaaad...
[Click to view comic: 'My Lips Attain A Stain.']

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[Click to view comic: 'tHE bEAST tURNS oN iTS mASTER. *dum-dum-dum*']

My first real Tobor comic...

*sniff*

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Good stuff Artimus - keep at it. :)

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