Hello... just a quick note to introduce me and my new comics. Please read them, and if you have time, tell me what you think of the series so far.

Ta freakin' da.

Happy joyous dancing if you do!

Chal

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

Good. Very good. The Force is strong in this one.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

They don't suck!

Restock the snickerdoodles.
And make more funny comics. Those are good.

Damn brits.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

As they ask, so shall they receive... *continues making loads of comics*

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

Beautiful. All hail the return of the funny "this is my *angst angst* life" comic to SC!

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

I don't know. They didn't have enough jokes about beating up fags, gassing kikes and segregating niggers for my liking.

Only jestin'. Keep it up.

Chaly, even before i was a member here regulars were not kind one bit to new people (just check old rmdc and fight threads) and i think they're only playing nice with you because you apparently have taco salad instead of a hot dog, if you catch my drift (it means i think youre a girl). Enjoy the hipocrosy of SC and in regards to your comics - add punchlines with...um, well, just add punchlines to your comics.TheEnd

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Daddy's Home...

You've certainly got us figured. We just want into her pants.

Sally,
First off Welcome to Stripcreator. The only thing I'm going to say is that you forgot to call the black kid a nigger.

Sally Exposed---> [ Posted comic does not exist ]

Quote "We need more sugar butter with M&M's STAT!"
-Person in Cookie shop

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NOT PART OF ANY FAN CLUB

How can that be? We're all gay, aren't we? I'm so confused.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Worthless,
I hear all gays are confused till they come out of the closet.

Quote "Maybe it's time to go tell Ma and Pa your gay?"
-me

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NOT PART OF ANY FAN CLUB

I'm not confused any more. I am gay. Gay gay gay. Man-fuckingly fruitcakerrifically gay. I just had my blood tested recently and it came up gay. My horoscope for this week said "Beware of Capricorns this week. Oh, and you are gay." According to the latest Gallup poll, 62% of Americans are positive that I am gay while 38% would only say it's highly likely that I'm gay. I'm so gay that Richard Simmons calls me a fag. If San Francisco were a country, I would be its President. Gay? Yes.

I hope this isn't a problem.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Chaly, don't worry about mega and bedlam. They are the latest batch of troll newbies and anything they say has about as much worth as sack of rotted skunk placenta. Most of us around here are pretty decent, if overly honest about our opinion of people's comics.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wirthling, we never said you were gay, we just said you suck.
Oh, and hega_h8, talking about hipocrisy in reference tot he regs on this site? Isn't that a bit like the mexican calling the asian "nigger"?

Or something like that.

We were mean to the newbies out of jest. Many didn't get the joke. It's a time-tested psychological theory called "Negative re-enforcment". We chide otherwise good people for their bad comics in hopes that they will make good ones. What we are practicing here is "positive re-enforcment", in which we compliment a good stripper in order to try to coax more good comics from the stripper.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh. In that case, I suppose I should retract my last statement. To tell you the truth, I was never really comfortable with the whole 'fucking guys' part of the gay agenda. I was going to try to campaign to get it removed from the party platform next year.

Anyway, now I am not confused. I suck. Suck suckity suck.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

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Sally,
First off Welcome to Stripcreator. The only thing I'm going to say is that you forgot to call the black kid a nigger.

Sally Exposed---> [ Posted comic does not exist ]

Quote "We need more sugar butter with M&M's STAT!"
-Person in Cookie shop

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Oh, and in a retaliatory fashion...

[Click to view comic: 'Momentarily Poking Fun At Others']

Have a nice day. Enjoy your cookies.

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

That last frame was great! IT WAS TEH FUNNEH

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Selling cookies to people is a noble calling indeed. Don't give up.

Chaly, I enjoy your comics. Please keep writing them. And welcome to Stripcreator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

And the fact that you translated the word from "biscuit" to "cookie" for american audiences is applaudable.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Where IS your cookie shop?

BTW DragonXero: We call large biscuits cookies anyway.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

In North Star Mall,
In San Antonio,
In Texas,
In America.

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

Oh, so then something like a snickerdoodle would be a cookie to you guys.
We call anything baked, sweet, and flat a cookie, usually. Snickerdoodles, gingerbreads, chocolate chip, that kinda stuff.
Biscuits are dinner rolls, usually not sweet, and you put butter on 'em.
Lotta weird lingo. Like, we rent apartments, you rent flats. We take the elevator up, you take the lift. We carry children in carriages, you guys push the pram a lot. We go to the theater, you go to the theatre. We smoke cigarettes, you suck fags.

BTW, Chaly, sorry, I thought you were a Brit from some of the lingo you used.
My bad.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Heh, that's okay.
It's sort of gotten ingrained in my head, courtesy of years of Monty Python, Harry Potter, and various other Britishy things...

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."