You can only do this if you have that little scrolling device in the middle of your mouse.

Go to "make a comic" and pick out a character.
Make sure the selection is highlighted.
Now, scroll back and forth to the left and right direction of the character with the scrolling device on your mouse (if you have one) and it looks like it's dancing.
I made Spankling dance to that song Wipe Out for two hours.

You have way too much time on your sticky hands.

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This is my signature.

You're a virgin, aren't you?

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Dad was flammable

Ask your dad how they got sticky.

[Click to view comic: 'Stage Fright']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

you can do that with the cursor keys. im sure we all have those on our keyboards.

who ate their keyboard today?

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you can do that with the cursor keys. im sure we all have those on our keyboards.

who ate their keyboard today?

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Oh wait... I thought "keyboard" was a new word for "penis".

Never mind.

I ate both.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Did you at least cook it first?

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Don't you mean "cock it first?"

Would've been a good Freudian slip though.

You haven't had much to laugh at in a while have you Devin?

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

What, my line is funny! It's funny, dangit!

sure it is *pat on head* sure it is.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

cock hehehehehe

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sex

Devin, he's infringing on your copyright on the Condescending Pat on the Head.

By the way, you still exist in the real world, right, Dev? I haven't seen any evidence of it lately.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm just a hallucination everybody's having.

You guys gotta get off that bong.

Anyway, found something else (not) interesting. When you highlight the line with the title of your comic on it, you'll find that the number of your comic is actually hidden next to the title of your comic!

You thought no one would find out, did you, Brad?

We all already new that funboy.

way to go.

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A lot of us didn't know that until I mentioned it a few months ago.

Ass raider.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The point is we know that NOW.

buttbunglar.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Damnit, all of you are always one step ahead of me!

Um, colonpillager?

If you are feeling a little low on creativity and don't necessarily care about your insult making sense, you could try this, assjacker.

add "colon" and "pillager" to script

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Looks like you seed the random function with the system time.

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What others say about boorite!

Is there a better way to randomize these days? I would be really embarrassed to find that I'm using randomization methods that have gone out of style.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."