You smell like poo? Ewwwww!
1/2. Where are you from?
[*]I was composed from various discarded pieces of several stripcreator regulars.
1. What are you reading right now?
[*]A how-to book on composing new people from discarded pieces of several others.
2. What are you listening to now/ what was the last CD you bought?
[*]I only have one CD: a laugh track. I keep it on "repeat" and never turn off my CD player.
3. What did you study in school/ are you studying in school?
[*]I SHOULD have studied stripping. Oh, well.
4. Who would play you in the movie of your life and who would play your love interest?
[*]In the movie of my life I would be played by a different person in every scene, and my love interest would be various inanimate objects that look vaguely like human body parts. Because the movie would be made by some 3rd-year art student with his mom's video camera.
5. Have you got any pets?
[*]One dog who died five years ago. She lives -- er, resides -- in the cabinet next to the blender.
6. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?
[*]The presence of a person who is not a total idiot.
7. How'd you get to this site?
[*]I was doing a web search on ways to endlessly recycle lame in-jokes and this was the first hit.
8. What was your first band you saw live?
[*]Do you mean live before or after the concert? I didn't like them very much.
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
[*]Smugly self-satisfied and subtly haughty.
10. If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
[*]Why? What have you been telling the cops?
11. What's the origin of your screen name?
[*]It seemed pretty obvious, since I'm not Scyess.
12. What if I told you I could make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams?
[*]I wouldn't believe you.
13. Why not?
[*]Well, I barely know you.
14. I could offer your proof.
[*] Oh, yeah? What kind of proof.
15. Irrefutable proof.
[*] That sounds pretty impossible. I don't think thre is such a thing as irrefutable proof.
16. Oh, don't give me that philisophical bullshit.
[*] Well, don't give me your "irrefutable" bullshit.
17. Damn, are you always this cranky?
[*] Bitch.
18. Okay, now you're just being mean.
[*] Hey, I have the right to be in a bad mood sometimes, too, you know.
19. I hear that.
[*] Werd. Wanna go get a drink?
20. Yeah, why not?
[*] You're buying.
21. Damn! Who's the bitch now?
[*] YOU are! Heh heh.
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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002