More than life itself.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

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OMG!!!11 IT IS TEH SUX0RZZ!!!!111

If a girl wants to tentacle rape a guy, would that be considered the same as having gay sex with him?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This is theoretical, right? If it isn't, you can't have any more of my Urutsukodoji tapes.

If a tree falls in the woods, and hits a mime, does anyone care?

*mimes the words yes, but only in Guatamala*

Do you feel it necessary to have anal sex with David Hasselhoff in the dark?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

What is this, GAYWatch?

My pussy seems to be missing. Can you help me find it?

NOONIE! GIVE IT BACK!

Who does all the base are belong to?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

The ass-ends of them belong to Tobor, thats all I know.

Can I have your stereo when you die?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Only if you promise to unveil the location of your giant strap-on.

Wassamattayou?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Cancer of the will.

When you're sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, is it necessarily diarrhea?

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I has a flavor!

Fuckin' A, it is!

Who wants to go out on a date with me?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Possums said he would, but only at 7:36am on a Friday with a dead hamster and a moldy bag of Cheetos.

If you hit your head twice and you feel lumps on it, does that mean that the lumps are necessarily from hitting your head or does it just mean you have a lumpy head?

It's from hitting your head, but only due to the fact that when you hit your head, the little men inside of you try to get out, but only create dents in the skull.

If the default characters changed, what would happen on stripcreator?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Why, the Stripocalypse, of course.

Dagmar said I'd only date her on 7:36am on a Friday with dead hamster and a moldy bag of cheetos. Who is the president of the united states?

Dick Cheney. Pay no attention to the Bush behind the podium.

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

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Moh?

What's your favorite Stripcreator comic?

A tie between the original inside jokes of cowboy physics, bacon, and hitler's ass.

Why does everyone want to borrow my sex toys all of a sudden?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Natural lubricant is more pleasant?

When is the right time to have sex?

Right after she stops struggling.

Who fakes the funk on a chunky dunk?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Deeeeeaaahhh, my good friend Reggie said, "Don't take a funk on a nasty dunk!" Eaaaahhhh.... 61.

Hong Kong Phooey: superhero or racist canine?

Neither, he was a mediocre hero who may or may not have been offensive to Asians and African-Americans.

Who is the man that would risk himself for his brother man?

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David Hasselhoff.

What movie would you most like to see remade as a starring vehicle for Corey Feldman and Cory Haim?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Trouble With Harry

Why were those snap bracelets so much fun anyway?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

because they could be used as a makeshift cock ring, and they stung just enough to make it fun.

Where the hell is Spankling?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUDN THE CORNER! OMGLOL!

Mark Hamill Vs. Kenny G: Who would win?

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It's grime time.

A sneak attack from Murray Head would take them both out.

Won't you be my neighbo(u)r?

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I has a flavor!