Okay, let's just get on with it.
Kara Fire7 advances to the semi-finals. Now the one I know you've all been waiting for:
Match 10: gabeite vs. the men
Your mission: We'll have a brief intermission from the main story. For this match, present us with an amusing explanation for TheBlairZip's absence.
Your rules:
1. From Scyess: each comic must contain some ficitonal euphemism or cliche that sounds real but isn't, such as "Even a dog can eat quiche", or "You can fly that in the wind on a string!"
2. From Namgubed: each comic must contain one of each of the following backgrounds: plain (solid colairs, diesel, none, splitter); photo (taken from actual photo); drawn (bedroom, apocolypse, etc.)
You have 24 hours.
Ha ha. Just kidding. Take as long as you like.