*clink* RAAAR!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

She's fully suited for battle!

::runs and hides::

Ah... I was wondering what "*clink* RAAAR!" meant. Your answer makes more sense than my "champaigne toast at a Harley convention" interpretation.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hey, the contest is actually moving!

Yablonskis Midnight Run by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-18-02

Hey Babe, wanna sleep with me? Lemme think ....... no , why dont you go fuck skunks , Superman. Skunks can be loving partners when properly trained. Why my skunks have licked jello from my ...... Thats more than you really needed to share. Whats your first name Yablonski? People call me Tracy , but you can call me whenever you want. Nobody here wants to see your dick, Tracy.

The Man With The Golden Gun by BigEvilDan 11-19-02

Don't forget my license to kill. Police training works wonders. So? You're no doctor, no scientist... no talent whatsoever. Cops beat the living daylights from rich snobs like that for sport. We call that "giving the gold finger". Sorry, showing your thunderballs won't convince me. Goodbye! SLAM! She can sense the bond with me. She can't deny the bond...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow! Five movie titles in each strip! Masochists.

Kajunlarafire7fly

011010110110000101101010011101010110111000110111
(Kajun and lara7)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It was a toast to cornholery.

Actually, that was my intent. 5 titles in the strip, meaning EACH strip.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LaraFirefly

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

...might as well vote for once. 8)
LaraFirefly

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"Old" is the old new.

firelarafly

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Because I so often vote on the losing side, and Kajun unnecessarily slipped on a rule (inserting the unnecessary "1"), I'll put my vote on Karnevil Perm.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm gonna have to go with kajun7. Burning down buildings is funny.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Agree with kaufman on the unecessary "1", but I actually liked their duo better, daggit. (And I so wanted the 007 puns to win!)

Still, must vote with my fingers.

Kajun and Lara.

(**Hadda do a quick double-check to make sure I was actually IN this contest at one point -- so I could vote, see... Yup. Lost, but I was here.**)

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This is not my empire.

This is already looking pretty decisive, but there are still a lot of outstanding votes. If you haven't voted yet and are eligible to do so, kindly do.

Larafly

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Kajun et Lara.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Kajun & Lara

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The judges are dead, long live the judges.

What, do you mean Kajun7 hasn't won yet?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

It's TBZ's turn to set the rules etc for the next match. I dunno what's keeping him.

It better be death. If not, I could fix that for him. Hey, I just had a brilliant thought. How about sending out email notifications? I think at the beginning of each new round you should send out four to the two pairs that'll be competing, and then as soon as both have posted their comics, you could send out another to everyone saying it's time to vote.

I've been really lazy about reading any of the forums lately, much less this one, and I keep worrying that I'll miss something. Like my turn, which I think is coming up next.

Just a thought.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

can't andy just judge the round?

Okay, let's just get on with it.

Kara Fire7 advances to the semi-finals. Now the one I know you've all been waiting for:

Match 10: gabeite vs. the men

Your mission: We'll have a brief intermission from the main story. For this match, present us with an amusing explanation for TheBlairZip's absence.

Your rules:
1. From Scyess: each comic must contain some ficitonal euphemism or cliche that sounds real but isn't, such as "Even a dog can eat quiche", or "You can fly that in the wind on a string!"
2. From Namgubed: each comic must contain one of each of the following backgrounds: plain (solid colairs, diesel, none, splitter); photo (taken from actual photo); drawn (bedroom, apocolypse, etc.)

You have 24 hours.

Ha ha. Just kidding. Take as long as you like.

If I can locate everyone's e-mail addresses, I'll start doing this from the beginning of the semis (next match).