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Poop.

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Kill Whitey.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Kill Whitey.

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

Football Jesus beats Football Dad.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Poop.

If there was ever a short road to hell, tackling Football Jesus would have to be it.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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what if nigger meant kite

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Poop.

this crucifies more saviors before breakfast than you do all day

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what if nigger meant kite

Rail Gun beats Nail Gun.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hmm... because Quakers are pacifists, or because "Quaker" has one more letter than "Quake"?

Very clever in either event.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

mandingo

BWAHahahahahahahahaha!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hatrix

BWAHahahahahahahahaha!

I never read that Lewl

lool. i wrote a short story once where a bunch of nailgun wielding Sadducees were running around trying to crucify Ninja Jesus, while some guy ran behind Him holding up a cross

i can't be the only one who's ever noticed the resemblance of the Quaker guy to Winchester

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what if nigger meant kite