Trailer Trash by BigFrank105 8-05-05

So then whut did y'all say ta him? Ah called him an alcoholic, inbred, NASCAR lovin', gun totin' redneck! Awww! Ah think its so sweet y'all be renewin yer vows!

Shanky Panky by BigFrank105 7-29-05

Hey Shank, I'm looking to get a present for my girlfriend on her birthday. Got any ideas? Hmmm... How about KY Jelly and a football? Trust me, it WILL fit.

Come Get Some by BigFrank105 7-28-05

Dude! You're never going to believe this! I actually had sex last night!!! No way! How did you manage to do that! It was really easy! I got Shank to help me out and I followed his advice! So you raped her then?

"renewin yer vows!"

Those were funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

your compliment brought much joy to me, biped-san. I just made this one:

The Horndog Cometh by BigFrank105 8-09-05

Little boy, I am a prophet of God. Come unto me and you will be saved! Okay!!! Ewww! Dammit, you little bastard! That isn't what I meant!!!

Gotcha! by Splunge 7-22-05

There is certainly a small portion of people viewing this who are thinking... ...young asian girls in a bedroom... ...this makes you horny... ...as you picture us having underage lesbian sex... ...you know who you are... ...and some of you are now thinking, how do they know this? Sick and paranoid is no way to go through life.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

i seem to be Scyess's pimp today, but i think he got to that joke first:

FTC 67: I Do by Scyess 7-11-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? I'll leave enough clues so the that police will eventually find your body. Don't think it will help to start quoting our wedding vows now!

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what if nigger meant kite

mine:

two gay businessmen flirting

hi, i heard about the waste management opening are you here to fill it?

by mandingo, 8-12-05

not mine:

Super Mega Interlude - Part 4 by robot_is_me 7-14-03

Hot cyber sex session Ok ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are you? A rhinocerous, well hung like one, that's for sure i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. stop, cmon be serious Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now suspended on my horn

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what if nigger meant kite

Cigar butts by mandingo 8-13-05

Mr. Smith? yes i'm afraid we had to amputate your wife's legs you must have the wrong Mr. Smith. my wife is in labor we couldn't save the baby's legs either

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what if nigger meant kite

I don't get it. Explain slowly?

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woof

i edited it. any better?

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what if nigger meant kite

bad news by mandingo 8-13-05

i'm afraid i had to amputate your wife's leg why??? it was the only way i could save her BUT YOU'RE A DENTIST!!! no, sir. i'm the janitor

i'm embarrassed it took me this long to offend amputees

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what if nigger meant kite

Rasie your hand if I have to explain these

The Future of Hysterectomies

by RedfeatheR, 8-10-05

Disappointment by RedfeatheR 8-10-05

BOO!!!

Sport Della Merda: 2005 by RedfeatheR 8-10-05

hhUUUuunnnnnnnnn *sniff* hhUURRunnNNNNNN

I've been experimenting with minimalism and I want to know if I'm getting the point across despite the minimalistic styling. And also if it is working and just plain not funny – Red

A small selection:

Life In The Office - Ep. 4: "Attention Span" by Chi_The_Cynic 5-09-03

...and so, as I was saying, the reason we need to maximise the blah blah blah... I'm... so... tired... Obey my feet! Yes, Mr. Jelly I hope you're paying attention to all of this! Wha...? OH! Yes! Yes, of course...

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

How was it for you? Disappointing... you're rather small... And now? When I said "small"...

Why I Hate Animal Rights Protesters by Chi_The_Cynic 1-05-04

Huntingdon Life Science labs kill animals and humans! Put an end to the murder now! Sign our petition! Actually, by obstructing much needed research into fatal diseases and standing in the way of progress, you are the ones inadvertantly killing humans HUNTINGDON LIFE SCIENCE LABS KILL ANIMALS AND HUMANS! PUT AN END TO THE MURDER NOW! SIGN OUR PETITION! *sigh*

Because Everyone's A Cynic: Recorded Delivery by Chi_The_Cynic 3-22-04

Hello, I'd like to send this letter first class, please It looks important, sir - wouldn't you rather send it recorded delivery? You mean pay extra to make sure that the Post Office does the job it's supposed to do anyway? Err... *sigh* Yes, go on, send it recorded delivery...

The Lamentable Truth by Chi_The_Cynic 4-30-05

Vote Conservative! Immigration is a real problem in the UK. You let my ancestors in, for starters! Vote Liberal Democrat! We're the real alternative to not voting at all... go on, you might as well, what harm can it do? Vote what you like! It won't make any difference anyway

Chi... Weather you meant it to be funny or not... I no shit about died laughing when I tried to click on "The meaning of life." thingy on your last post... realizing it wasn't a link... and that there was no meaning. Call me whatever the shit you please, I nearly pissed myself. (little squirt) – Red

Either you are the first person to notice my (now rather aged) signature, or else you're the only one who found it funny - nobody else, to date, has made remark on it. Thank you for observing...

Also, I rated "Disappointment" as good. It reminded me of a few comics I made a while ago of a similar ilk:

"Gormless" by Chi_The_Cynic 4-10-04

"Lost" by Chi_The_Cynic 4-10-04

"Special Needs" by Chi_The_Cynic 4-10-04

i noticed and liked it too, just didn't comment

and if i noticed it, others must have as well because i read at a 3rd grade level

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what if nigger meant kite

i noticed and liked it too, just didn't comment

and if i noticed it, others must have as well because i read at a 3rd grade level

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thanks mandingo. shit on my moment in the sun...

Get the "Led" areyoutalkingab-OUT by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

What the fuck are you talking about? Greasy slicked down body, Groovy leather trim. I like the way ya hold the road. Mama, it ain't no sin... Talkin' 'bout love. I'm talkin' about love. I'm talkin' 'bout.. dodododododo DODODODODODO!!!

thanks mandingo. shit on my moment in the sun...

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if everything goes according to plan, you'll have another moment in the sun, this time involving honey and fireants

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh no, I'm shakeing in my little space boots

Japanties by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

HelloIamajapanisegirl!!! Youwouldn'tthinksoby myredhairbutIamquitejapanese kekekekekekekeekekekekeke I wanna get in her Japanties PHooMpH!! IREADMINDS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take me drunk; I'm home by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

I'm a little pumpkin Orange and round. Here is my stem, There is the ground. When I get all cut up, Don't you shout! Just open me up And scoop me out! I think that pumkin over there just sang a little pumkin song You must be drunk

Salsa Commodity (pt I) by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

Are you the Microsoft Word Clippit Yes... but BUT WHAT!!! ...it's just... This comic has been made before... Or at least I think it was... and wasn't really funny then either

Salsa Commodity (pt II) by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

so you're already dead? 'fraid so ok then... sorry

Old favorite:

Tabor Goes to the Movies by gabe_billings 4-24-01

One adult for 'Crocodile Dundee Goes to L.A.' That'll be $13.50. And Tobor thought he would be doing the sodomizing today. What can I get for you, sir? I'd like a large cola, and a BUCKET OF MANRAPE WITH EXTRA BUTTER! Sorry, sir. We're all out of butter. Then Tabor will have a package of Milk Duds instead!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Life's a not fair by RedfeatheR 8-17-05

¡CDIOS DEL OH! ¡CMI CASA! ¡CMI CIUDAD!! ¡Mi familia es muerta!!! ¡No tengo nada! ¡CUSTED ENTIENDE LO QUE SIGNIFICA ESTO?!! Your burrito's over! ¿qué?

Chalk Envy by RedfeatheR 8-17-05

Well, there's no doubt about it now...the killer is executing people who have committed one of the "seven deadly sins." Wow, I'm impressed...that's some surprisingly clever detective work for a total fucking shit-for-brains dickhead like you, fuckface. Thanks. I guess there's nothing left to do now but -- hey, wait a minute! "Fuckface"? Hmm...I wonder who the next "seven deadly sins" victim will be? I'm still wondering why the killer targeted mine and your penis. Was your sin gluttony? Envy