HA!!! I think I'm gonna use that from now on.

Eric, Prince of Peckers.

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I has a flavor!

This is meant as clarification for the voters.

Rule 1:
Funniest way for a politcian to die.

Rule 2c (for crabby):
From CC39 via Spankling...

quote:

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There are 5 rules:
** Degrade at least one of the 4 girls listed here: Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush, Monica Lewinski or Chelsea Clinton.
** Use a line from a Tom Waits song. (ID the song in the post.)
** Include at least one fisting reference.
** Use the ball-dog to portray god - whether real or hallucinatory.
** Do not focus on politics. Make it personal. Enjoy!

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Hard not to focus on politics when you have to kill one off. Good luck!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's actually "Make a comic about the funniest way for a celebrity/politician to die." I'd say that some of those women could justifiably be called celebrities.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Mwa ha ha ha ha.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'Asstrology 101']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CCX:Anywhere I Lay My Head Turns out Long Winded']

The song I used was Anywhere I Lay My Head.

crabby

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

oom-foom-dees

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

crab cakes

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Dad was flammable

Welcome to the umfum speak-easy

umfum

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have crabs.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'll have the crab.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Crabby's strip was a work of total genius.

In case it's not clear, that's a vote for crabby.

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I has a flavor!

crustacean

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Allow me to cast one vote for the un-fun disease.

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This is not my empire.

someyoungsissy

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Fee-Fie-fo-Um-Fum

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

If you haven't voted, you'd better do it now. I'm closing voting tommorow, and every vote counts.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

umfum-ble

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Crabby

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

And that saves me from having to cast the tiebraking vote, and gives crabby the win.

SEMIFINAL ROUND 1: jes_lawson vs. CrunchyCheese

More rules = more fun.

RULE 1 (from dcomposed) - I'm not going to be eliminated, so having a rule would be pointless. (in the unlikely event that I am eliminated, the comic must be about batman, gravy, and clowns (not the joker) all the same time. Also all characters must use gangsta terms while rapping (which is what they will be doing through the whole comic).

RULE 2 (from kramer_vs_kramer) - All text spoken by one character in the strip, who must appear in at least two frames, just be fed through an online translator (i.e. Babelfish) and translated from english, to a foreign language, to a different foreign language, back to english.

RULE 3 (from not_Scyess) - Your comic must be funny when read from panel 1 to panel 3, but also from panel 3 to panel 1. And you must write it standing on your head while naked. (I'll take their word on that last part.)

Good luck, folks. It looks like you're going to need it.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow, those are some crazy rules. Good luck guys.

Thanks for the votes everyone who voted for me.