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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling, that memo was forged. Forgery of military documents to make up a news story is worth reporting on. I just hope this doesn't get traced back to the Kerry campaign! ;)

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

As if Bushy et al never stoop to such things.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He's not an American? Is he affected by American politics? Is he living IN America? Is he an American citizen? Is his goal any different than Swift Boat Veterans for Truth? Is his goal any different from Limbaugh's? Or Rupert Murdoch's? What's his crime, exactly?

You're easily the most underinformed, accusatory nutjob I've ever spoken to.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I didn't say he committed a crime, I said the motivations of his organization (move on dot org) should be obvious given his own outspoken views.

Calm down Mikey, take deep breaths. You are really frantic over all of this aren't you? ;)

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Actually, you called moveon.org a lie machine. I'm still waiting for the proof.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When you can't see something that is so obvious, you might be waiting forever.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

You used the words "lie machine" to describe MoveOn.org. Try backing that up with some sort of evidence instead of trying (and failing) to be funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm not trying to be funny. Maybe you should look up some of George Soros's rhetoric before you decry me for saying his organization is impartial. Like his plot to use his wealth to destabilize the economy prior to the elections? Or his comparissons of Bush to Hitler? Yeah, I think someone like that isn't going to be straight up with the American people.

Or are you too busy suckling on George's Soros's teat to notice?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Did you know Hitler could paint?

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What others say about boorite!

Technically most anyone can paint. He liked to paint. Whether or not he was a good painter is open to debate.

Really Eichman was worse than Hitler, though. When someone is compared to "Hitler" I think they are really making a comparisson to the rise of Nazism instead of to the man himself.

Anyway, Mikey, you keep asking me to qualify an opinionated statement. I've done so. I can't "prove" an opionated statement. You are extremely dense.

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These guys act like the mess in Iraq was a big post-war surprise! Even flash animaters saw it coming!

Election worries delay US refinery report: Just one more dig-a-hole for Bush poop until 11/3/2004 example.

Signs of Intelligent life in Texas

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I see. So, in fact, calling MoveOn.org a "lie machine" is the same as comparing George W. Bush to Hitler.

You made an unqualified statement about MoveOn.org, and you don't even have any evidence to back up your "opinion". You are doing the same thing against MoveOn.org that MoveOn.org is doing against George W, Bush, and saying MoveOn.org is wrong for doing it.

You think Rumsfeld, Rice, Bush, Rove, Wolfowitz, Ashcroft, etc. have been forthcoming with the American people?

It's good to see you finally realizing the folly of your own "logic".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hitler could paint better than I can. That's for sure.

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Hey, I just realized nobody actually mentioned politics.

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What others say about boorite!

This is quite embarrasing. Are you sure about that? I'm having it looked into but the preliminary reports back up your statement.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I am officially announcing my support for Cthulhu in the 04 elections.

This report by the OSCE is a good non-partisan take on how fucked up polling processes are here in the land of democracy. 1 in every 3 votes counted in November will not be traceable. Friends don't let friends vote on machines. Insist on a ballet that can be recounted.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

How true! I can recount many a ballet that I enjoyed! Spankling I'm beginning to think I had you all wrong! Cheers.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Didn't you expect I was light in the loafers? And on the "O" key?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I see. He is certainly old enough to be president, but he's not a native-born american. Sorry, no can do.

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But Cthulu's been around longer than America has. Certainly he/she/it can be considered a citizen if H.P. Lovecraft FOUND him in America, right?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think he'd be more amusing than most of the candidates out there. Besides, if the poops in washington are going to try to push to get Ah-nold in office, they'd have to let Cthulhu in too, right?

Don't settle for the lesser of two evils!

I thought Cthulu was an Old God, who was born before good and evil were perceivable.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.