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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'm sorry, but dating girls -- even ones of questionable puchritude -- beats any video game.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

True, girls > games ... but heterosexuality leads to cooties, pooties, babies, and this sort of scene (Diddy with Paris):

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A far more freightening vision of the infamous... whatever the hell it is she actually does.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think that picture is what she actually does.  Or the media does when her name is mentioned. 

So now I give you:  the good Paris Hilton...

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The Palace of Versailles is a much more attractive landmark than the Eiffel Tower.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

>all other tattooes.

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Poop.

[IMG]http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9776/1168391946709kv8.jpg[/IMG]

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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...not. 

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