I like this one.

Bells-A-Ring'n by Firesprite 2-01-01

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Someone Answer The Bloody Phone!!

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Jesus! by boinky33 8-10-02

I would like to talk to you about Jesus. Who's that? Some kind of mexican wrestler? No?

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The title makes this comic funny.

Bin Laden. by Selphie 12-09-01

.. i'm not a pervert. dude. .. why are you in a trash can? i was looking something and fell in. Seven minute lull. well, are you gonna get out? .... no.

well, maybe not.

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This is a rib tickler!

2 cowboys pour une ville. by Ryder_61 4-05-01

Cette ville est trop petite pour nous deux!!! Quelques minutes s'ecoulent. Ouais, tu as raison, construisons-en une plus grande!

Gotta love these stream of consciousness bits ...

The First One by mikemdp 10-01-01

Where is Rodrigo? Dispensing of free samples will not be tolerated. It was big! It was just so big! I have been away since Tuesday. My Lord, I have burst into flames. The.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I always wondered what was French for "rotor turbines."

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Indie Record Store Training Video #189 by jezatron 7-16-02

Indie Record Store Training Video #189: Customers are bound to have their head up their ass. You'll be okay. Need help looking for something? Yeah, I heard this song on the radio a couple of days ago and again today. It was really fast and it had male vocals and it was about breaking up. Do you know what song I am talking about. No, I'm sorry-- you'll have to give me more than that. Sure you know that song! It's on all the time on X101 f.m.! I don't listen to commercial radio. Then how do you find out about new music? MTV?

This guy's got a few more in the same vein.

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Pretty good...

Thinking of you... by monkey_bat 1-08-01

A truly sophisticated woman would appreciate all of my little idiosyncrasies you set fire to my dog. I was making you dinner.

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"Old" is the old new.

Always Gets em...Always. by That70sFel 8-10-02

So how do you tell the difference between a cadillac and pile of dead babies? I don't have a cadillac in my garage.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

When You Wish Upon A Deity by mavart 3-02-02

On a hilltop somewhere... My Mummy says that if we pray very hard, you will answer our prayers. That's true, little girl. OK then, I pray that you rain fire upon all our enemies. You're too late... They got in first.

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Good one!

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This guy only did comics on one day.

Last Jesus, I promise by phatmess 1-09-01

Sigh..... So how are the carpentry lessons going? Can't you tell?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Nostalgia... by Graehe 8-10-01

After downloading an emulator, Gabe tries very hard to remember why it was he used to spend hours playing "Pong."

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Might as well stick around by Bogart 11-23-01

TAXI! Where to, mac? Any world will do. Welcome to Sodomizagoat! May I show you around? TAXI!

this = mega funny funfunfunff aay
yayay
aaaar34990

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Brilliance.

Goat Run Away From Home Suck Suck Suck Suck by hcock 9-07-02

The small black child is running away from home. I AM RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME GOOD LAMB? Suddenly they are floating. Suddenly we are floating. Yes. I am at ease. Yoga is gay. WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME?!??! Your shorts are above your knees you fucking faggot.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Land Before Time by hedbone 9-08-02

HIT-- hey, hold that thought for a second ... ..ok sorry, what were you saying? --LER!!

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Things always look up by Human_Shield 10-25-01

Don't do it! You have so much to live for! Really??? What do I look like, a fortune teller? How should I know? Geez, I didn't think he'd ever stop twitching...

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I love new characters!!!!!! by Sik_PuPPy 9-17-02

elo elo elo, what seems to be the problem ere? arrrr, swap the poop deck, host de mainsail.... you'll never get me pieces of eight!! look ere guv, you will feel the business end of me bobby stick if your not careful, so look sharpish! arrrr, ive sailed the seven seas,an never in me travels have i met a barnicle ridden scurvy sea dog such as the likes of ye thats it guv, your comming with me..... oh how dredful......be a dear and let me fetch my handbag

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even jesus doesn't love emo kids. by punch_the_mayor 9-18-02

Johnny McEmo pants can't get his mind off Susy McHeartbreaker pants A thousand fallen stars . . . No Johnny!! Don't take your life!! There is soo much for you!! Like crying and being the butt of everyone's joke!! Cruel Cruel world and all that are in it . . . Emo kids are funny even when they are in the lake of fire. A thousand fallen stars . . . Muhahaha. to stealing emo kid souls!!

and proof

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Priest Sketch by soundworks 9-15-02

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FABULOUS TREASURE

>_ by buck0r 1-13-02

i can hold nuts in my cheeks I bet he didn't think I could hold a squirrel in my ass.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ok, it wasn't random, but it needs to be read.

Reading Brainbow by allenhenderson 10-12-02

Is this upside-down or did I have a stroke in my reading cortex?

It's funny even though it means I'm hated...

First Time by Miaka0898 7-03-01

I hate bored cartoonists.

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bench by booyahtribe 10-05-01

sometimes i get so lonely sitting here on this bench, all alone hey, whats up? fuck you, bitch

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Only to reveal gorgeous breasts! by fiascokid 4-11-01

It tastes normal! hmmm... Actual flavor may vary! well... I just don't think there is a need for a generic foods spokesman. What if I took off my shirt?

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