Yeah, and naked!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I took this today.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What did you do, set the timer then pretend the camera wasn't there?

Ass.

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Dad was flammable

A. Don't be jealous
B. My boss took the picture
C. Don't be jealous

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think this speaks for itself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped:

How so? Should I have worded it "I had this TAKEN today"? Would that fit better for you?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

MikeyG and David Baddiel - seperated at birth?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That's what I was thinking.

I don't know where else to post this, so here is 28 days into trying to grow a beard (which I can't do :( )

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Batman created by Bob Kane

summer-ish 2004, experimentation by people who like to flash the flashy parts of cameras in my eyes

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Jesus shit, aus, you look like one of my ex's.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You used to be a lesbian, kitty?

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Dad was flammable

If you want to not shave, do it properly - a fortnight of not shaving. And being hella blurred.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

quote:

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biped:

How so? Should I have worded it "I had this TAKEN today"? Would that fit better for you?

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i feel like i should grow a beard

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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I took this today.

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Wish I had known about this thread earlier. Though whether or not I'd do something about it...

Spring (I'm the cute one on the left):

Summer (I took this last year and used a Photoshop filter to see what would happen. Then I saved without thinking. It looks odd because I took it laying down. I hadn't yet discovered the timer function. And for some reason my eyes came out not green enough. Blah.):

What I'll look like in the Fall (Woman in the red shirt. Also, the short sneering kid is me):

What I'll look like in the winter (on the left):

ivy = rosanne barr -2000lbs

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh, come on, I think she weighs less than 1500 pounds.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I hope so. My car only has a 600 lb limit.

Your college buddy must have been one sexy mutha. I'm just waiting for AthiestDiary to photshop himself onto my lap. Then I'll never have to buy another porno for the rest of my life.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Used to? No, no. I'm just kidding. The particular ex I was referring to was a little more... effimate than I would have preferred...No offence to you, aus.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Effeminate how? Like when you caught him prancing about in your knickers and flip-flops, singing about how he felt so pretty?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Why... what's wrong with that?

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Poop.

none taken, and if my ex girlfriend had of just told ME that i wouldnt have minded as much

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xx( o Y o. )xx

How did you know? but seriously, I think it had to do with the fact that we were the same height, my hands were bigger than his, our feet were the same size, and he could stretch farther than I could (this was back in the day when I used to dance). I think I was stronger than him too. Needless to say, it didn't last long.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.