Reply 300- tips to being sexy for geeks.

http://tuxedo.org/~esr/writings/sextips/

Feb 13 1959

The first Barbie Doll is introduced by Mattel in California.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://b4ta.com/chthonic/better.asp?u=

this site can be used to prove that the internet considers gorilla felching better than andy's maw. and we know there enough people out there who know

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

My masterbate kills me. They look for the semen.

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What others say about boorite!

By the way, that guy is serious.

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What others say about boorite!

Reminds me of a guy I encountered in CNN's "Moon Landing: Hoax?" forum. He was convinced that the pictures of the moon were composed of "hidden art" that depicted faces, houses, and small moon men. His theory was that NASA faked the moon landing and used satellite shots of the moon for the landing pictures. As for the hidden art, it may be the work of NASA or aliens--he wasn't quite sure. All in all, it was one of the more interesting conversations I have ever had with a loon.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

quote:

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"Desperate to beat its archrival, a Scottish rowing team is going all out.

It is practicing in the nude. Robert Gordon University has not beaten Aberdeen University in the race's seven-year history. The adventurous rowers -- four men, four women and a female cox -- hope the plan will toughen them before they face Aberdeen again March 2.

Robert Gordon captain Andrew Shannon told Glasgow's Scottish Daily Record: "We thought we'd go back to nature and find out exactly what natural assets we have for rowing. However, I'm not sure this will be a regular fixture on our training schedule for this time of year. We have been very cold.""

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HAHAHAHAHA!

wirthling sux!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Internet favors Andy's maw over Gabe's maw by a wide margin.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And piss is unanimously favored over Coors Lite. I don't think this should come as a surprise to anyone.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Ass rape" beats "a Yanni concert" by a landslide.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm sure she'd've been more satisfied if the competition had been stiffer.

This is uncannily close to the actual results at the last election.

whit?

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Dad was flammable

That's because you spelt "Teresa" wrong. If you spell it correctly, she gets 6% more.

You can tell it's the internet that's making these decisions.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This is great. We can use this to fairly judge comic contests. And if there was any doubt ...

By the way, for skating fans

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Well that's a load off my mind.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Barbie died for your sins.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Feb 14, per rotten:

And back in America: http://buttsacrossamerica.com/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

take the horrible affliction test today!!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

"Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children."

"You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

LOL OMG!

I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Hmmm....

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A bud sent me this. I've seen the effect before but this one is new.

http://home.earthlink.net/~hkranch/SC/Clock.htm

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Yeah, that's right. You're a sexually transmitted disease. And it gets worse: you're curable."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet