http://www.mycfnow.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-124602620020221-110207.html

Lucky Bitch

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.stl-online.net/thc/med/procto/tcpr002.jpg

Aint modern medicine grand?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,1110588a4560,FF.html

Word to the wise, crabby.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=700841751

My birthday is only 10-11 months away.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/qid%3D1012430202/sr%3D8-1/ref%3Dsr%5F8%5F7%5F1/104-9546004-4465560

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The International Bestseller!

while were on the subject of amazon products...

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

"19. Men: Old Jewish Man Climaxing" should be worth a chuckle.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Already?"

I just love corporate America.

Feb 26 1974

"A U.S. Senate report reveals Ford Motor's involvement in Nazi Germany's war efforts, for which CEO Henry Ford received the Grand Cross of the German Eagle from Adolf Hitler himself. After the war, the car company was paid nearly $1M reparation by the U.S. government to compensate for one of its plants that was bombed within the Reich."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.geocities.com/screenjockey/lyndesquares.html

This cracked me up several times.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow... some real gems in there. Thanks, Spanks.

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Yes, there is going to be a Christian Reality Show.

Personally, I think it would be more interesting if you have a religious reality show where you have a teams of Baptists, Catholics, Muslims, Mormons, Scientologists, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, and Unitarians competing to convert the residents of a remote village somewhere.

Maybe throw in some Lutherans and have a pot-luck. The Unitarians can bring coffee (it's central to our religion). To keep things fair, having soem Atheists in the mix would be cool, too.

I'm half serious -- this would be really interesting to watch.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Just locking them all in a house a'la Big Brother would be very interesting.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

See anyone you recognize?

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

kill the world!!! virtually!!!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

When is your time up?

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn Spank! You outed me! *hides her HBI lifetime membership card*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I knew I loved you for a reason.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm on there somewhere. I joined in like 96 or 97. Anyone surprised?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

somewhat unsurprising

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Looks like a dime of some shit-narsty Bronx brown. Can't you get any half-cut Taiwan Tan or China White up there?

Maybe you should try a new hobby.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ashcroft is a nutbag
http://www.andrewtobias.com/newcolumns/011120.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I tell you, he is a total fruitloop!
Follow the bouncing ball!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet