Good Xbox promo - chicks with guns

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bad news, everyone: Gabe was blown up in a tragic steam tractor accident. What's the bad news, you ask? I get his Iron Man watch and pulse monitor.

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I love this headline: "Investigators Probe Fair Wreckage." That's sample output from the random news generator if I ever saw it.

Or this one: "County Fair Opens After Fatal Blast." They make it sound so fun.

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"What did he say before he left?"

"He said you can't put too much water in the steam engine."

"Meaning what? That there's no limit to the amount of water it can take, or that if we go over a certain point something bad will happen?"

"Uh..."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Answer in the form of a comic, please.

[Click to view comic: 'Pomo, Ohio']

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I decided today that I'm going to copyright the phrase Yes, yes y'all. Then I'm going to sue the Beastie Boys for infringement on every one of their songs. Then I'll be a billionaire. You're all invited to my soon to be Malibu beach house for a cookout and pool party.

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"This is what my pa used to look like right before he'd bitchslap me for not gettin' his beer fast enough."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This is me finishing the triathlon. I beat maybe six people out of about 450, which isn't too bad considering I did the entire thing with one leg tied behind my back.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oops. Cropped out my coach.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Cheese.com's got some jiggy beats and bomb needle drops, yo.

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Hey 70s babe, wanna bit-o-wirthling? nice pic boo!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've been watching Battlestar Galactica today.. I used to think that show was cool when I was younger. But DAMN that's a bad show. I love Sci-Fi channel's "Sci-Fi World" marathons every day. The best one was when they had an Automan marathon. Talk about a horrible show!! It starred Desi Arnaz Jr.!!!

He's got some splainin' to do!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

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I've been watching Battlestar Galactica today.. I used to think that show was cool when I was younger. But DAMN that's a bad show. I love Sci-Fi channel's "Sci-Fi World" marathons every day. The best one was when they had an Automan marathon. Talk about a horrible show!! It starred Desi Arnaz Jr.!!!

He's got some splainin' to do!

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He's got some splainin' to do!
Howz that job hunt goin? ;-Þ

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Cattlecar Galaxica

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Oh my fxx0ring God, it's "the home of the LARGEST collection of Battlestar Galactica Fanfiction on the Net."

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I have WAYYYY too much time on my hands..

Lookit what I made. Definitely belongs in the colossal geek thread.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I'm still stuck on this one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I've been watching Battlestar Galactica today.. I used to think that show was cool when I was younger. But DAMN that's a bad show. I love Sci-Fi channel's "Sci-Fi World" marathons every day. The best one was when they had an Automan marathon. Talk about a horrible show!! It starred Desi Arnaz Jr.!!!

He's got some splainin' to do!

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Is anyone else dying of the heat? It's 9:30 at night and it's fucking 88 degrees in my kitchen. It's a bitch to wash dishes when it's this hot.

I wish it was 98 degrees in my kitchen. I'd make those little bitches do the damn dishes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm so going to hell. Just for fun I was making a Cafe Press store for my site (like anyone would buy anything). Anyway, here is the tote bag that you can buy. I am most definitely going to hell. See you all there.

tote bag

I hate it when inspiration strikes my mind and it's sick inspiration.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

You are going to hell. And not in a handbasket. In a tote bag that says 'Dead Baby Storage'.

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I was trying to find copyright info for some of the graphics I've been using in photoshop to see if I could get Brad to include them here, when I came across the following copyright listing.

Mind you I was searching under children's books. I gotta get a copy of that book.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.theflyingprostitute.com/

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