Because they are agents of entropy, sent to break our spirits with their wild play and cute purring.

What is the least funny word in the English language?

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I has a flavor!

"decomposed"

What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

42.

What's the question?

The world may never know.

Who are the smartest creature on the planet?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The answer to that lies in the almighty jar of peanut butter.

If I keep making left turns, will I eventually get back home?

In a word ... "FUCK NO!"

Why did MikeyG steal my line for the worst word in the english language? (kudos, btw!)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Because MikeyG's a cunt.

What about Bob?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bob is the gayest homosexual there is on the planet. And that study also includes Richard Simmons, Liberachi, Rock Hudson, and John Denver.

Do you feel that Christina Ricci should be butt fucked?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

By Charlize Theron.

Are you afraid of pink?

P!nk rocks my cock. She also should be my anal slave.

Have you ever felt like anything could be better with pickle relish?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

As long as its dil pickle relish and not sweet pickle relish and as long as it doesn't touch the cheesecake.

Why is it that there are never enough honey-dipped chocolate donuts in the assortment pack?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You should see my honey-dipped chocolate donut.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION, SPANK!

Why didn't spankling ask a question?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

He's been anally raped so much by Noonie that he's forgotten how to question things.

If you could put one thing down your pants, what would it be?

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Blue is the color of victory.

He started thinking of other things that are honey-dipped.

Do you want to buy some cookies?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'll take box of thin mints and 12 Girl Scout chaperones.

Just what are the Boy Scouts scouting, anyway?

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What others say about boorite!

They say they're scouting the woods, but really, they're scouting out the girl scouts.

Why is it that dirty socks always ferment to a putrid state by the time you open the clothes hamper to do laundry?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

They are scouting for remote camping locations so their leaders can bugger them in peace.

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Because Mr. Green is taken already.

Where'd you get those pants?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I bought a bunch of meat from Safeway and meat smithed them with honey and BBQ sauce.

Tastes great or less filling?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"Too Salty."

A train is headed towards Las Vegas at 89mph. Bambi is running backwards through a cornfield at 12 mph. Do you give a shit?

Only if I see a collision with a lot of blood spatter.

How could I really torture my CD Swap groupies?

Two words: Boz Scaggs.

We've got the spirit, yes we do. We've got the spirit, how bout you?

Only if it smells like teen spirit. And from here I can tell that it doesn't. Put that thing away.

Anyone else wanna get down with the sickness?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I'm already down with O.P.P.

Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.