I do have a question. Why are you all still discussing this anyway? Surely after nearly 380 posts this subject would be more boring that watching a British sit-com (With the exception of Red Dwarf) ?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Oh dear. A Red Dwarf fan.

I believe the term is "Riding his jock".

Have a nice trip.

And, KvK, what the fuck is wrong with liking Red Dwarf? -rolls up her sleeves-

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Believe me I am not riding his jock.

Kramer_vs_kramer should maybe enlighten us to the flaws within Red Dwarf. I do not belive it is wholly perfect, however, the bulk of it is rather well executed comedy and I think the only thing that comes close to it is Futurama.

The only other reason for not liking it is that you don't like science-fiction. That is just against nature.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

family guy is good too

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Just to clear this up..

I'm not Tarantula_Boy either. If I was going incognito I'd come up with a WAY better ID. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Why does everyone think I'm a suckup? I do have a mind of my own!!! I am neither andydougan or PhreakyChinchilla. It would be obvious if any of you read my strips that I am not andy. Not read Phreaky's so I can't comment there.

I ain't sucking up to nobody.

Fuck, I put less thought into my name than I do my strips and they are no-brainers.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

This should illustrate my point.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

*shudder*

Now do you see.

Don't you feel dirty after reading that shite?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

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Never going to happen, is it?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

I found out yesterday who Tarantula_boy is. He's not a regular in disguise after all.

Thanks, Nancy Drew.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I think andy was overly harsh on the Philosophy department.

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Only andy and other members of the midnight-movie crew will understand this poor effort at a joke so no complaints from those of you who profess to be comic geniuses.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Do your nuts actually look like cooking apples?

Not really. I'm just using it to draw the attention away from the fact that everything I say is shite.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Perhaps youre going about it the wrong way. The way to get "Popular" is to constantly criticise people who are completely unpopular or unutterably shit.

Remember these phrases, and everyone will love you.

"Bazilla is cuntbutter"
"Boinky33 is Shit"

Now say whatever your normal sentence is , end it in one of those two phrases, and hey presto , youll find yourself accepted into the SC Community.

Its so simple, even the President of the Yoo-nited States can do it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

KKP is a hosebeast.

Remember that one, too.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Anyone else got any suggestions?

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

I'm soo happy. I just noticed that I've graduated from Stripcreator Newbie to Junior Comic Technichian. I'm so happy I think...

...I think...

...I might shag andy's mom!

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

quote:

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KKP is a hosebeast.

Remember that one, too.

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A hosebeast is a dalmatian.

HTH!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I thought it was just any beast that you hose.

Perhaps, although if you're the type of person who regularly hoses beasts, I don't think you're in any position to be insulting anyone.

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Dad was flammable

So does this mean that kaufman hoses dalmatians?