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Kurashima
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)

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9-28-01 10:59pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Andy Dougan.

The one reason above all others , that the Evening Times rarely outsells "Alcoholics Monthly".

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9-28-01 11:23pm (new)
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wirthling
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I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score."

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9-29-01 4:41am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score."

Pish Off.

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9-29-01 11:25am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score."

Pish Off.


"See raht gee dubbya bush. hes a load ah pish soan he is".

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9-30-01 8:03pm (new)
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arrandildocompany
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)


I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...

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9-30-01 9:39pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)


I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...


This should be a laugh , since im the worlds only teetotal Glaswegian

Besides. One of us would suggest going to see a movie , and wed both end up criticising anything and everything in the movie.

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10-01-01 12:13am (new)
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andydougan
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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)


I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...


The time I got tipsy on one can of lager I was about 15, and also hadn't eaten anything all day.

10-01-01 6:43am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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The time I got tipsy on one can of lager I was about 15, and also hadn't eaten anything all day.
But... you're Scottish, aren't you? At the age of fifteen, you would have been drinking heavily for over a decade, surely...

I heard the following as an Australian joke, and loved it... then I found out it was originally a Scotsman joke, and someone had just changed the nationalities around. I was terribly disappointed...

Q - What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

A - There's one less drunk at the funeral.

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10-01-01 7:36am (new)
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andydougan
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What's the Australian equivalent of Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman? Australian, New Zealander and Aborigine?

10-01-01 8:54am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(

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10-01-01 9:16am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(


I just settle for listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson , and making Kim Hughes , Bob Hawke , Rupert Murdoch , Kerry Packer jokes.

And i hear that Pras and Lauren Hill were recently denied entry to Australia.

Someone told the immigration authority they were Fugees.

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10-01-01 11:18am (new)
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Brad
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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(


An Australian told me these ones a few months ago:

Q: What's the Australian idea of safe sex?

A: Painting X's on the backs of the animals that kick.

and

Q: How is an Australian lover like a wombat?

A: He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.

The first one could be a general joke, but I'm pretty sure that last one is exclusively Australian.

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10-01-01 12:07pm (new)
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andydougan
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Q: How is an Australian lover like a wombat?

A: He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.


I've heard a variation on that one. It's hardly worth telling now, but I'll tell it anyway:

A koala bear goes to a restaurant. After finishing his meal, he stands up, pulls out a gun and massacres the customers. Then he walks out the door, pursued by the manager.
"Why did you massacre my customers?" the manager demands.
"Look up koala in the dictionary!" replies the koala.
So the manager does. And it says "Koala, n. Eats shoots and leaves".

10-01-01 12:15pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I think I've heard the same thing with a panda bear as the butt of the joke.

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10-01-01 3:26pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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I think I've heard the same thing with a panda bear as the butt of the joke.

A prize to the first person who can make a funny , australian based version of All your Base , and not sound like a retard while doing it.

The prize being my eternal gratitude for making AYB funny again.

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10-01-01 4:31pm (new)
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arrandildocompany
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So I guess I'm not the only Glaswegian to have ended up in Australia then?!? I heard some joke about Aussies in Earls Court but I forgot it. Sorry about that.

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10-01-01 7:44pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Scots, Poms, and Irishmen are crawling all over Australia. Nearly as many of you here as there are Americans... :)

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10-02-01 6:58am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Scots, Poms, and Irishmen are crawling all over Australia. Nearly as many of you here as there are Americans... :)

So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country?

:)

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10-02-01 3:05pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country?
Is it just me, or would that have made a lot more sense if "dearth" meant something other than "lack"?

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10-02-01 3:17pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country?
Is it just me, or would that have made a lot more sense if "dearth" meant something other than "lack"?

Damn

I meant to say "Wealth"

ARGH!

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10-02-01 3:42pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country?
Hmmm... warm weather, beaches, huge amounts of natural beauty, nice people... then there's Scotland... cold, windy, wet, and full of drunk men with blue legs wearing skirts, with English neighbours.

I think I was born in the right country, actually. :)

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10-03-01 8:07am (new)
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andydougan
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I think it's pretty safe to assume that KKP has never been to Australia, and DexX has never been to Scotland.

10-03-01 11:03am (new)
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skagg
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and that none of you are english

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10-03-01 11:41am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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and that none of you are english

Amen to that.

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10-03-01 2:55pm (new)
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