Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)

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Andy Dougan.

The one reason above all others , that the Evening Times rarely outsells "Alcoholics Monthly".

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I am not sure what "pish" means, but I am guessing that it could explain why Andy would rave about "The Score."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Pish Off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Pish Off.

"See raht gee dubbya bush. hes a load ah pish soan he is".

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)

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I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...

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Andy Dougan.

Pish.

Nuff Said.

(and ill meet you for a pint sometime)

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I warn you - he gets drunk very easily...

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But... you're Scottish, aren't you? At the age of fifteen, you would have been drinking heavily for over a decade, surely...

I heard the following as an Australian joke, and loved it... then I found out it was originally a Scotsman joke, and someone had just changed the nationalities around. I was terribly disappointed...

Q - What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?

A - There's one less drunk at the funeral.

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What's the Australian equivalent of Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman? Australian, New Zealander and Aborigine?

*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(

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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(

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*shrug* I dunno...

I have been trying to find a genuine Australian joke for years, so I was cut when I found out that the previous gag wasn't. :(

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Q: How is an Australian lover like a wombat?

A: He eats roots, shoots, and leaves.

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I think I've heard the same thing with a panda bear as the butt of the joke.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A prize to the first person who can make a funny , australian based version of All your Base , and not sound like a retard while doing it.

The prize being my eternal gratitude for making AYB funny again.

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So I guess I'm not the only Glaswegian to have ended up in Australia then?!? I heard some joke about Aussies in Earls Court but I forgot it. Sorry about that.

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Scots, Poms, and Irishmen are crawling all over Australia. Nearly as many of you here as there are Americans... :)

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So why , with that dearth of incoming intellect , are you still a third world country?

:)

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Is it just me, or would that have made a lot more sense if "dearth" meant something other than "lack"?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Is it just me, or would that have made a lot more sense if "dearth" meant something other than "lack"?

Damn

I meant to say "Wealth"

ARGH!

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Hmmm... warm weather, beaches, huge amounts of natural beauty, nice people... then there's Scotland... cold, windy, wet, and full of drunk men with blue legs wearing skirts, with English neighbours.

I think I was born in the right country, actually. :)

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I think it's pretty safe to assume that KKP has never been to Australia, and DexX has never been to Scotland.

and that none of you are english

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Amen to that.

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