Groovy! - Can't you see the forest through the furniture? by edoggydog 10-22-08

Welcome to Lizzy's Land of Finished and Unfinished Furniture... If, money is no object, we produce the finest finished furniture on the planet! I'm, uh, on a bit of a budget, I'm afraid... No problem! Just go through that door marked "exit" over there to check out our UNFINISHED furniture... Groovy! Hmmm... All I see are TREES.

When Serious Turns Funny by Beeko180 10-26-08

Imagine sitting down in a candle lit room where the only light is from a small, dull window set on the very top of the wall. You sit there writing notes and a man comes in picks you by the tuft of your hair and drags you, by your head, as you scream in utter misery. A gut-wrenching feeling comes acroos your heart wiping away anything that makes you humane. Your stomach sinks into a pit. You scream in agony as more men come and spread you're arms onto a cross. You scream in even more agony uttering the pain that echoes through the land as they nail you're whole body to a cross. I still don't understand what this has to do with Jerry Springer.

Rocky River Road by Beeko180 10-26-08

I hate being a rock. The End By James.

The House Of Representatives by Beeko180 10-26-08

And after years of studying and taking courses at uni Willy (snicker) finally gets to apply for a job as a Minister in the house of Representatives. Sorry you're not dumb enough.

The Waitress by Beeko180 10-24-08

I doubt anyone here has even seen the movie but.... yeah here it is. Here's your pie sir. Yay! mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm I'm thinking of a new pie. It's dog doo doo wrapped in pastry.

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As with all my comics these days, this came from a RL conversation.

Vindication by NeoVid 10-29-08

It's still hard to believe you're biracial. You can just ask Liz. It's true. He's definitely part black. ...Well, either part black or part horse. I hate you two so much right now.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Halloween Night on the Streets of China by kaufman 11-07-08

Are you coming from Mrs. Ling's house? Is it worth going there? What did you get? I got some chocolate-covered sinkers. This is either licorice or a spool of solder. Cherry-flavored tenement paint. Edible radiation-proof underwear. I'll trade you. I got a lead pipe.

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After all.......... by Beeko180 11-08-08

Something weird happened tonight frank. I guess your going to go on about how life is stupid and you wish you had a gun so you could end the complete utter pain that is your life. No. Oh. You should really work on that last line. After all this IS only a rehearsal.

A Joke You Probably Won't Get by Beeko180 11-08-08

Mammalade [ ] check! Mammalade [x]

The Manga Soldiers by Beeko180 11-08-08

Oh my dear lord. It's the scary Manga Clan!

The Night Before Christmas

How did this happen?

by Beeko180, 11-08-08

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The line to the cafeteria at lunch time. by Beeko180 11-08-08

Oh No! Peak hour traffic!

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Groovy! - I don't understand why people love spicy... by edoggydog 12-16-08

Here, dude... Try this newly discovered Norwegian pepper. It's supposed to be hottest pepper in the world! Groovy!   !   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Holy SHIT! You okay, dude? Give me another one, fool!

The Crab Goes South by biped 12-22-08

YEEE-HAAA!!! Let's commence ta ropin' and a-ridin' and a-rasslin' them dogies, pardners! Err--sorry, Calamity Crab. This is a porn film, not a western. HEEELLLLPPP!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1931 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-09

Did you hear the latest about Sara Palin? She got offered two million dollars to pose naked for Playboy... Really? Yes. And, Michelle Obama got a similar offer from National Geograhic! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA [ *snort* ]   !   What?

RCL no. 1944 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-20-09

So, you're saying that you're able to attract hoards of children to your house one night a year... ...just by offering them CANDY? Yes. Genius!

"Centrifuge" Jones by biped 1-23-09

GASP! It's "Centrifuge" Jones, the all-time greatest Mack Daddy of ALL-TIME! Yo, wut up, Fuck Face. (sigh) He's so cool... Hello, DeWilbur. How was your day? FUCK you, Mom!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - The Golf Channel by edoggydog 1-30-09

...and then Tiger says, "Talk about a CORNHOLE-in-one! OW! OW! OW!" Groovy! I read about this new driver with nitrogen in the head for distance. I figure if I pump HYDROGEN into mine, the ball will go farther! Um, I don't think hitting a golf ball with a driver head full of hydrogen such a good... ...idea!

RCL no. 1951 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-02-09

To settle their differences at work, Butch and Melvin decided to have an "old fashioned" duel... Okay, Butch! I'm tired of you calling me a retard... But, instead of guns, they would use their fists. This way, they would avoid the risk of great bodily harm or death. So, we'll count off ten steps, turn, and come out swinging! Got it, fuckface? (Apparently, Butch never got the "fists only" memo...) Got it , retard! On my mark...

Danny Girls by biped 2-03-09

Hi! I'm Danny Girls! And I can turn INTO girls! Bull. Let's see it. TA-DAAAAAA!!! See? Holy SHIT! Let's have SEX! Sorry...I only turn into lesbians.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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by NeoVid, 2-05-09

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Friday the 13th by biped 2-13-09

Don't flaunt your butthole, Mitzi. It is unseemly for a young lady to do that. But Mummy, my butthole is soooo beauuu-ti-ful, la la laaaa... HOLY SHIT!!! CHECK OUT THAT DOGGY'S BUTTHOLE!!! ...the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Ever. Ever, ever...ever... (sigh) Heh, heh--well, I think I'll go back to work now. I didn't really want a break.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Tax. Prep. by NooniePuuBunny 2-22-09

With the price of bras, I should be able to take them off my taxes. The IRS does not accept that as a business expense. Well, why not? They are crucial to business... ...they're what keep my boobs from attacking the customers!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ninjas by Ungreat 3-01-09

Black was so last season.

Pokewrong by Ungreat 3-07-09

Go Catomon! Use your fast claw attack! Wait...you want me to fight that retarded yellow mouse looking thing? I said fast claw now! Isn't this just dog-fighting with bells on? Do it or it's back in the little fucking ball! :sigh:

Sorry

Oh, Butt Up, Luca by biped 3-20-09

Don Corleone... I am honored and grateful...dat you have invited me...to your daughter's-- Oh, butt up, Luca. Just butt up. Don Corleone...I'm gonna butt up now, because I know dat you are busy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jesus So Ugly... by boloboffin 3-23-09

Jesus so ugly, he had to tie 30 pieces of silver around his neck to get Judas to betray him. The water wouldn't let him fall in. He didn't have to cast out demons. They were just faster than everybody else.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Oh, Butt Up, Luca by biped 3-20-09

Don Corleone... I am honored and grateful...dat you have invited me...to your daughter's-- Oh, butt up, Luca. Just butt up. Don Corleone...I'm gonna butt up now, because I know dat you are busy.