i liked that comic gabe

made me laff

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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Well, I received three rules. If either of you want to do anything with them, they are as follows:

1: All characters must be female (or women trapped in men's bodies).

2: Include the name of a Prime Minister of Canada. http://cnet.unb.ca/achn/pme/ is available as a reference.

3: One character must be wearing a hat.

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Rule #4: No pooftas.
Rule #5: No one is to maltreat the abbos in any way at all. If there's anybody watching.
Rule #6: No pooftas.
Rule #7: There is NO rule #7.
Rule #8: No pooftas.

Right. That concludes the readin' of the rules. Bruce?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Rule #4: No pooftas.
Rule #5: No one is to maltreat the abbos in any way at all. If there's anybody watching.
Rule #6: No pooftas.
Rule #7: There is NO rule #7.
Rule #8: No pooftas.

Right. That concludes the readin' of the rules. Bruce?

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Well, here's one I did with those rules. If we're going to use them, call this my entry. I guess I should post it in the contest thread, but the rules are here.

How do you like my hat? by evil_d 7-20-01

Hello, former Canadian Prime Minister A. Kim Campbell! How do you like my hat? Er... to what hat are you referring, ma'am? The one on my head, you frostbitten, grizzly-bear-wrestling, maple-leaf-raking, hockey-puck-eating cretin! Don't play dumb with me! Just tell me how you like my hat! It certainly is the height of invisible fashion, ma'am. Wow, is that former Canadian Prime Minister A. Kim Campbell hanging from that tree with an array of classic automobile parts lodged in her stomach? Sure looks like her, doesn't it? Speaking of how things look, how do you like my hat?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!