kitty, I will make this easier on you. Tell me the titles of the books that youre reading, Ill read them, give you feed back, and you can type up the papers when you sober up. Let me wander onto a few campuses once to twice a week (while reading the book, of course), and I can pretend Im in school too!!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If I could go back in time and have my undergrad days again I would bite Doctor Who's arm off for the chance. I'd do a lot of things differently. I'd still go out and party as hard as I did, but I'd spend less time worrying about work, and just do it, instead of sleeping so much. Because when you've been unemployed for months, suddenly even that bloody essay on Chaucer seems fun. Rock on kitty, it's all good, trust me.
Also - I can get Dani to pass you on some essays if you like.

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Wow. This is awesome. I complain once, and people are offering to do my work for me!

As much as I would like to accept the offers, I would get ass raped by my prof's were I to copy/get someone else to do my work.

I choose to keep my ass un-rapified.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Cue Tobor in 5, 4, 3...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Awesome idea Dan - Just have your professor cornholed, kitty. That way you could even pass off one of my computer programming assignments as an original work of fiction, and he wouldn't care.

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sweet! what's tobor's email address?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

ask gabe_billings, but I think it's

RARRGH@manrape.com

we had two professors in our Artificial Intelligence department who were married to each other. One was boring to the point of making watching paint dry seem like watching stand-up comedy, the other was a zombie-vampire-like ghoul of a joyless not-woman. The prospect of seeing an automonous red robot auto-sodomize them both makes me feel glad to be alive.

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ok, another thing about university that i must bitch about: the damn internet connection that sucks more than... more than... more than wirthling! as anyone who has tried to talk to me in IRC has noticed, i "ping timeout" about 10 million times per visit. SO... basically, pm me or email me... because that seems to be the only way that works.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Most universities have at least a T-1 web in the dorms and libraries, and some have T-3s. What school do you go to, Ye Royale Inke and Quill Academye?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Haha... nope, Carleton University in Ye Olde Capitale of Canada. I have no idea why the fucking thing always goes so ape shit on me either. All i know, is it drives me UP the wall.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

What exactly is the capital of Canadia? My mom used to tell me it was Victoria, but I think she was just happy to have a city with her name.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I live in a state with that name.

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The Capital of Canadia is Ottawa, Ontario...
And, because i am a loser, i am going to name off the capitals of the provinces/territories, just so you all can see the retarded names our places have. So, from west to east...
British Columbia - Victoria
Alberta - Edmonton
Saskatchewan - Regina
Manitoba - Winnipeg
Ontario - Toronto
Quebec - Quebec City
Newfoundland/Labrador - St. John's
PEI - Charlottetown (uh, possible misspelling!)
Nova Scotia - Halifax
New Brunswick - Fredricton
Yukon - Whitehorse
NorthWest Territories - Yellowknife
Nunavut - Iqualiut (pronounced Noon-a-voot and Ich-halloo-ay)
Yeah, i'm a dork... needless to say, i paid attention in geography.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Aww come on, Uni's great - I've only got one year of undergrad yet so I'm hoping to con Cambridge into letting me stay on for another two years bumming around in the name of a Master's...

Please feel free to exploit that remark.

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...for another two years bumming around in the name of a Master's...

Please feel free to exploit that remark.

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Yeah, i'm going to try to get my graduate degree (uh, classified as masters i presume?) when i move to scotland... boo yeah to scotland, eh?

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Welcome back Chi. I assume it's two years including your final year to get the Masters, and not a two year Masters ;-) ?

I'd go for a Ph.D if you want to really take bumming around to a new level.

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I'm majoring in philosophy at Haverford College in PA. Yes, there is way too much work, but I can't imagine a better place to be from ages 18-22.

Back to reading GODDAMN DAVID HUME THE BASTARD.

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Sex Piano.

What do you mean? Hume was a genius!

Okay, so I went to my first economics class today, to which i nearly fell asleep for the gay-monotoned prof was, well, boring. then, right after, i had my econ tutorial. the first thing the TA said to us was " i don't speak very good english. i hope you guys can understand me". He's Asian. I have enough difficulty understanding them when they speak a fair chunk of english. So, if there are any econ majors out there, i beg of you to help me out.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Switch to CS and I'll make sure you're a shoe in for a first. Or whatever your equivalent is, uh, a 3.9 average...?

Plus you'd get shedloads of male attention. Maybe not the attractive kind, but sure...

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I think being a college student is the best possible position to be in life. You get to do whatever the hell you want, learn what you want, and no fucking job you have to go to 8 hours a day forever. I would be a student my whole life if I could. Who wants to grow up and act like an adult?

And yes, I'm saying this even as three upper level chem courses are kicking my ass :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

I had an asian maths tutor in first year who was called Mr Anal.

haha... i love university, don't get me wrong. i'm a 4 day drive from my family, and i've made so many new friends its like ... i don't know what its like all over again, but once i figure it out, i'll let you know.
k_v_k, that's awesome.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Are you sure it wasn't just a nick name he gave himself to be cool like Mr. Roboto?

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Batman created by Bob Kane