CC 212: Running it into the ground by NeoVid 9-24-03

I can't believe Finkelman is dead. I know. It's such a shock. Do you regret putting that "White Power" tattoo on his forehead while he was asleep the night before the NAACP meeting? Not really. Me either. Let's go have a taco.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 212: No good ideas left by NeoVid 9-24-03

uNnAmED sitzt auf einer bank und denkt sich nichs böses als ... hey *narfnarf* ich bin man@work *narfnarf* das sprechende eichhörnchen *narfnarf* *narfnarf* What the fuck are you talking about?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 212: Die Tard, with a vengence...Finkleman by mmyers 9-24-03

I can't believe Finkleman is dead. I know, it's such a shock. Did you know him? No. Well, that explains why the eulogy you gave for him was so awkward. Hey, chances are he probably WAS into black chicks and gambling.

CC 212: man@work by mmyers 9-24-03

uNnAmED sitzt auf einer bank und denkt sich nichs böses als ... hey *narfnarf* ich bin man@work *narfnarf* das sprechende eichhörnchen *narfnarf* *narfnarf* *munch munch* Talking squirrel or not, he deserved to die.

CC 212: squirell@work by mmyers 9-24-03

uNnAmED sitzt auf einer bank und denkt sich nichs böses als ... hey *narfnarf* ich bin man@work *narfnarf* das sprechende eichhörnchen *narfnarf* *narfnarf* So the experiment was a success, I've successfully transplanted myself in to the German version of Peanuts. Now to seek out the Red Baron before he shoots down Snoopy. Come Dieflader Maus! hallo ? *narfnarf* uNnAmED ? *narfnarf*

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 212: British People Care About Politics. Really. by Chi_The_Cynic 9-24-03

Hey, Iain Duncan Smith won the leadership for the Conservative Party! That's great news! Did you know him? No. Me either. Let's go have a taco.

CC 212: Contingency Plan by BigEvilDan 9-24-03

I can't believe Finkelman is dead. I know. It's such a shock. Did you know him? No. Then why were you pissing on the tombstone? The toilets were out of order.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You guys are making me laugh so hard! The cowboy physics spinoff was great, Neo. I nearly fell out of my lawn chair!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

He beat me to it. I was going to have Gabe say, "What the fuck are you talking about?" auf deutsch.

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CC 212: The Dwight Stuff by kaufman 9-25-03

I can't believe Finkelman is dead. I know. It's such a shock. Did you know him? No. And the winner of the secret comic contest: "Worst Interpretation of an Elton John Song in 3 Panels" goes to this graphicization of Funeral for a Friend / Love Lies Bleeding My anus is bleeding. Mine too,

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Ok, first, let me apologize for putting the wrong comic competition number on this. This is not 211 material... it is 212 material.

Secondly, I would like to apologize to Crunchy Cheese. I promised never to tell anyone, but I couldn't come up with anything else for this CC.

Thirdly, I'd like to apologize for the suck of the following attempt.

CC 211: Measuring Up by KungChiFu 9-25-03

Clango teaches Rube how to measure Crunchy Cheese's pecker. Just get up close to him, whup his drawers off, and hold your fingers about so far apart... Like this? Wrong hand... oh. You got it. I am so happy...

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

apologies to crabby

"punched in the ass by KungChiFu"

cunt

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Wait. I did think of another one. It's no better, but it is different than the last one I did.

CC 212: Germanic Squirrels Offend Me by KungChiFu 9-25-03

uNnAmED sitzt auf einer bank und denkt sich nichs böses als ... hey *narfnarf* ich bin man@work *narfnarf* das sprechende eichhörnchen *narfnarf* *narfnarf* What'd I say?

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

CC 212: Cooking with Clango by mmyers 9-25-03

Clango teaches Rube how to add a pinch of salt. Pinch it ... Like this? Wrong hand... oh. We join Tad Weekly live at the scene of the Cooking with Clango show, where a pinch of salt turned into the spice...of death. The robot popularly known as Clango, the Spice-Bot malfunctioned today, killing 7 and then rubbing salt into the wounds. Experts blame a misplaced refridgerator magnet.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC212 - KungChiFu's dream... by CrunchyCheese 9-25-03

Tobor and KungChiFu discuss adding some spice to the relationship Tobor not sure. Think it called "menage au trois" Finally! You get to cornholing me while I pleasure our new friend! wrong hand oh. you got it! I am so happy.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Retaliation is such a bitch.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

CC 212: Retaliation by lukket 9-26-03

what appears to be the problem officer? you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir. my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus? very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station. Listen, what is the real problem officer? You never answered my letters, and I never got that fire engine for christmas.

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CC 212:

CC 88: My gust ye wood tie dung? by umfumdisi 9-26-03

what appears to be the problem officer? you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir. my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus? very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station. So that's why we need you to be the new Santa. Say, are those the Keebler elves?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 212 : Desecration by niteowl 9-27-03

I can't believe Finkelman is dead. I know. It's such a shock. Did you know him? No. He has a beautiful headstone. Except for the birdpoop all over it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

You have half an hour to work out those last brain farts.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dammit, I won't be online again for two days.

Here's hoping I win just so I can keep you all waiting.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I think I'm all farted out...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Sorry, a lot came up right while I was in the middle of judging and I haven't been back until just now.

Honorable mentions (in order of appearance):
ObiJo-Cooking with Clango
kaufman-Tard Boy and Finkelman
CrunchyCheese-CC212: Homoerotic Tadboy and Finkleman
Big Evil Dan-CC 212: Tard boy and Finkelman
habnem-CC 212: Giles...transcending it :)
kaufman-CC 212: The Bet
Big Evil Dan-CC 212: man@work
Matchbook_Romance-CC 212: Cocaine with Clango
Big Evil Dan-CC 212: Office Space
Big Evil Dan-CC 212: Office Space
habnem-CC 212: Dancing With Clango
habnem-CC 212: Tard and Tarder
jes_lawson-CC 212: Zoinks!
jes_lawson-CC 212: Dr. Suess Redux (Save me, Legolas!)
NeoVid-CC 212: Running it into the ground
NeoVid-CC 212: No good ideas left
mmyers-CC 212: Die Tard, with a vengence...Finkelman
Big Evil Dan-CC 212: Contingency Plan
niteowl-CC 212: Desecration

I would like to take this time to recognize everyone who entered my contest. Thank you to all of you, without you, this judging wouldn't be possible... and I would be a complete failure in life.

For best entry per comic:
For magic number 81402
Big Evil Dan-CC 212: Office Space (the second one)
For magic number 81403
habnem-CC 212: Dancing With Clango
For magic number 49002
jes_lawson-CC 212: Dr. Suess Redux (Save me Legolas!)
For magic number 81302
kaufman-Tard Boy and Finkelman
For magic number 41283
NeoVid-CC 212: No good ideas left

I would like to aknowlege all of you once again. For your patience. Without it, I'd be dead already. Thank you.

For overall best in show
The absolute winner of this contest
The first star I made on my little paper of judging
Is
None other than
This comic
Right
Here

CC 212: Dr. Seuss Redux (Save me, Legolas!) by jes_lawson 9-24-03

what appears to be the problem officer? you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir. my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus? very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station. Grinch, you bastard! You set me up! You'll never get away with this! Ha ha ha! Tell it to the judge, fat boy!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks Chicka. Glad you gave credit to kaufman NeoVid and BigEvilDan, they were cracking strips, all of them. Damn, this was a fun contest! I'm sorry it's over!

New rules up in about...oh...less than 16 hours from this post.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I gave credit to everyone. I don't want anyone to feel left out. But I forgot a couple:

Special thanks to Spankling, choobychooby, Kajun Firefly, and everyone else who didn't make an entry for not entering this contest. Honorable mentions for all!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

*sniff* I didn't get an honourable mention