Definitely. Because were they to win one of the aforementioned awards, that would at least mean that you have faith in them.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

FTC #3: Rape in the Family, Trauma or Tragedy? by akirajim 10-12-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later.. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall grant you one wish! Show me your tits, then. Woo!

FTC #3: Fairy Fuckers Fabulouso Funtime Hour by akirajim 10-12-03

Hey Wanna go see a movie this weekend? Sorry, Mom- I don't enjoy being date-raped.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

FTC #3 So that's how it happened... by Neno 10-12-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later... Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! I wish I was the president! Alright. I've lowered your IQ to 6, so you should be good to go.

I'd be willing to host. Dunno if I'd be any good, but sure, whatever.

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Life sends us troubles, and we deal with them. When squirrels send us troubles, we head for the hills.

I like your strip Neno =)

I think I'd be a great host. After all, the first h in thochaos stands for host...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Oh, by the way, here's your bonus award question, should be pretty easy to you classic gamers:

What game is this bottle peddler from?

What does the second h stand for?

Kings Quest.

Kings Quest 6, that is.

Yeah, I could probably create one of these things if you asked me to.

Some shrinkage may occur by kaufman 10-13-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later.. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! It's really hot and dry. I wish it would start raining. Here you go ... AIIIIEEEEE! I'm melting.

FTC3b: The gift that keeps on giving by kaufman 10-13-03

Hey Wanna go see a movie this weekend? You've already dragged me to Gigli 112 times. Don't you think we could do something different?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC #3: Old Kaddar's Book of Practical Cats by mmyers 10-13-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later... Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! Later... No, what I wished for was a small 'Ferry' with two big 'Trips'. Well make yourself clear next time. Sheesh.

FTC #3: Note to self by mmyers 10-13-03

Hey Wanna go see a movie this weekend? Note to self: The next foreign exchange student I get will speak English. Que?

If my country needs me, I'll be in Canada, but should the FTC need me, I'll be glad to serve.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

by the way, judging will probably be thursday or friday.

Also if anyone wants to submit award graphics for whoever is going to do the next ftc, email kaddartalon@hotmail.com with the image and title and I will upload them to the /awards/ directory. I'll put a HTML file in the /awards/ directory stating which image goes to what award name.

FTC #3 - Rub Me The Right Way Plz!!! by BigFrank105 10-13-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later.. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall grant you one wish! ...Can I rub you again? Look, just because you pet the pussy once doesn't mean you can pet it again!

Never again a single one by pita 10-13-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later.. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall grant you one wish! I wish I never had to deal with a single toothache again. I'm the nerve-ending fairy. I take over from here... you see, we've discovered evidence of tooth extraction fraud in your past...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

FTC #3 : For love or money by niteowl 10-14-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later.. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! I wish we were married. You should've wished for a million dollars.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Btw, I'd be willing to host an FTC if needed.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC3: The Minute Waltz by kaufman 10-15-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later.. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! Huh? Why are you shrinking down? And what's with that baton? Look, bud, you're the one who wished for three ten-inch pianists. They're gonna need a ten-inch conductor to keep them in line!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Who is this guy?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to:
thochaos
For the Comic:
182039

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to:
kaufman
For the Comic:
181967

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to:
Neno
For the Comic:
182215

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to:
thochaos
For the Comic:
182039

Most Sexual

Goes to:
EvilZak
For the Comic:
181964

Most Ironic

Goes to:
Kaufman
For the Comic:
182979

Best Pun

Goes to:
mmyers
For the Comic:
182405

Most Similar

Goes to:
thechaos
And
EvilZak (second to submit it)
For the Comics:
182039
182018

Also there were a bunch of similar wish comics, too.

Best Use of Lack of Rules Because I'm not a fairy.

Goes to:
boinky33
For the Comic:
181958

Psychic Award

Goes to:
Nobody
My comic was:

FTC#3: No Psychic awards! by KaddarComps 10-16-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! Meh! I wish this wasn't just a comic.

Bonus Award

Goes to:
Boinky33
For:
Guessing it was King's quest 6
(The refrence to the comic is that faries and genies grant wishes. This man sold bottle identical to a certain genie's bottle.)

Creativity Award

Goes to:
niteowl
For the Comic:
181957

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:
kaufman
For the Comic:
182979

If I didn't have an award it's because I didn't really feel strongly about any comic for that award. There are a couple new ones I haven't used yet either.

Kaufman! Post the below into the next ftc:

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To the next HOSTS:
-Use the awardslist.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ in order to make your award list. Just copy and paste it.
-read ftcrules.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ if you are hosting, also.

More proof that the esteemed Mr. Kaufman is the...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm so happy....(weep)

Hmm... well 3 awards isn't too bad, but I was hoping for cash prizes =(

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

these are great...speacially the winner....wait...that's why he won.....oh....:)

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Too late for FTC#3 by thochaos 10-17-03

A stray cat! I will pet it. One pat later... Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish! Is this "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?" I'm not that kind of fairy.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Thread Necrophiles! Run for the hills!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thread necrophiles?! Where?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"