I went to something that was advertised as a Day of the Dead celebration yesterday, but it was just 12 shrines to dead Mexican relatives that people set up on card tables.
I tried to give out sweets this year but people have so many hang-ups about reaching into a person's pocket. I mean, hell, it's just a pocket!
And by pocket, I mean underwear.
--- Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped
We left lights on and left the bag of candy on the porch when we took our kids out. Most of the candy was still there when we got back. We live on an old person street too. That's why we drive to all the best houses in a 2 mile radius instead of just do our own street. And we take them to a park where people do a great festival that night. You can find great ways to get kids into it but it may not be as easy as in the mid 60s when every block was crawling with kids.
--- "Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
