i still can't figure out who maak is but im willing to make a stab at it

he's smart
obviously sophmoric
not old not young
somewhat angtsy/bitter/cynical

im gonna say he's about 24, college student or recently graduated, lives by himself, works in a big building where he can use a computer all day

am i right?

Nope.

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What others say about boorite!

if only i knew what i was defending myself from i wouldn't be so offset by it

Defending yourself? Didn't you start it?

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What others say about boorite!

shoot

you win

Hey! 24 is still young!

quote:

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shoot

you win

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It's spelled "sophomore".

I think I told everyone how old I was a long time ago. Also I live in a sealed bio-dome under the ocean.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

mAAk is a mermaid.

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Poop.

or perhaps its "sophmoron"

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Jesus, if you people think 24 is old, I am 26. I must be over the friggin' hill.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm 27, I must be almost under the hill.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I'm King of the Hill.