Due Date: July 18th 2004

Girl's Name: Oriana Elizabeth

If it's a boy Nate (not JrnymnNate) will get to name him, so I have no idea.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I suggest he uses his middle name.

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Dad was flammable

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Due Date: July 18th 2004

Girl's Name: Oriana Elizabeth

If it's a boy Nate (not JrnymnNate) will get to name him, so I have no idea.

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I suggest "Gandalf the Gray" or "John".

Either or.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Or "Tallgornarg God Of Pain!!"

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Poop.

God, why do you have to suggest such a commonplace name?
I know three people with that name, except one of them uses a "Y".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Call it ESPN if it is a boy and ESPN2 if it's a girl.

:Kathy and Jason Curiel named their son Espn after the ESPN network that Jason often watches. Espn's room also reflects the family's love of sports. The room boasts a set of goalposts, a chalkboard to diagram game plays on and walls that are painted green with hash marks like a football field.

Poor fucking kid.

http://www.caller2.com/2001/april/04/today/localspo/22172.html

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God, that's pathetic.
What's next? A child named "C'Nn"? Perhaps a little TNT (Tuh-Ent?).

At least it's not Fox (or Fawkes).

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'll bet the first words that kid learns will be "fu dad"

then again his mother looks happy to

The first thing he'll say is "Oh dear christ my life sucks. Someone get me a scotch on the rocks."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I suggest the name "Jake Bullet."

Do not give your kid a name that translates to "Beat me up on the playground." I speak from experience.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And you think "Bullet" wouldn't get the kid teased early on?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Oh, Almost Paradise!']

Happy holidays!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Congrats Chicka! I'll send a 90 cent Halmark Card!

:)

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Congrats! If it's a boy, name him Nate. And never, never, never take him to Neverland.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

If it's a boy name him Inflatable Man and if it's a girl name her Ms Inflatable Man. If you have twins, then give the girl a bowtie so you can tell them apart like PacMan and Ms PacMan.

I kid.

And pita is right: Send your kid to Ranch Apocalypse (the Waco ranch that David Koresh lived in) before you send him to the Neverland Ranch.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I told Nate he couldn't name it after himself. He has chosen Travis Mark as the name for the boy. (Mark is because of his own father, which I accepted because I love his father as well) I'm pretty sure it'll be a girl though. *shrug*

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It will be a girl. I don't usually guess this unless I know the person much better. So far I have never guessed wrong.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It will be a girl. I don't usually guess this unless I know the person much better. So far I have never guessed wrong.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I just heard the news. I haven't been around in a while, so I'm seriously behind on the buzz. Congrats!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Not if he backs it up with his gat, yo!

I suggest you name your kid (cough sound).
Or maybe (fart sound)

Like the teacher in school says, "Johnny?"

kid1: "Present!"

teacher: "Jimmy?"

kid2: "Present!"

teacher: "Ttthhhpppptttthhhhhllllll?"

(fart sound):"Present!"

teacher: "*Ahem!*"

teacher: "*Ahem*?"

"Present!"

"Wait your turn, (cough sound), I was just clearing my throat."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

god i am so planning the baby shower

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I'll plan the sacrifice.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have a gift registry at walmart.com, if you want to buy me stuff. Nate picked out the most expensive everything.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Wal-Mart now carries those boots?

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