Holy Shit, ObiJo, yours was pretty fucking brilliant, I must say.

Worst Things to Say by MikeyG 1-22-04

At a funeral BOO HOO! *sniff* Poor Andre! I can't believe he died! He's such a good friend of mine! Not anymore he ain't. At a wake Poor, poor Jenny. She looks so peaceful there in her coffin. Don't you think, Mikey? No way, dude! She looks HOT! Visiting a dead relative We all miss you, Aunt Beatrice! We've all come here to give you our love. Mikey, what are you doing? *mmph* Damn, this bitch got mad chewy after she croaked.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Worst things to say in the boss' office by crabby 1-22-04

So how's you're training going with the new intern? It's going great! Can you believe she gave it up on the first date? Thats my daughter. Well now I know where she got that tight ass from.

World's Worst Things to Say 2 by MikeyG 1-22-04

During Sex Oh! Oh! Mikey, you're incredible! Thanks! I thought I was gonna have a rough time getting it up to fuck a fat chick, but I guess I was wrong! During a Job Interview Hmmm...you seem to be overqualified, Mr. G, but we've decided you'd be an asset to our company. Welcome aboard! Nice tits. During Sex II Did you just come inside me? No, baby, don't worry. It's just piss.

World's Worst Things to Say 3 by MikeyG 1-22-04

During Sex III Ouch! That's my ass, stupid! I know. Shut up and take it, cock-socket. At the Bus Stop Hey, do you know when the 30 bus comes? Yeah, usually it comes right after I fuck your mother and kick the bitch out on the street. On a Date Why do you look so uncomfortable, Mikey? Aaah, it's these pesky crotch crickets I got from that Vietnamese Ladyboy I molested yesterday.

World's Worst Things to Say 4 by MikeyG 1-22-04

On a Date II You seem uncomfortable. Are you nervous? No, it's just that when I asked you out, I never realized what a big, fat ass you have. During an Orgy Whose cock is this?!?! Oh, my apologies. I'll take that back now. To Your Mom MIIIIKE! Make your bed! I can't, ma! The chicken I sacrificed is slowly bleeding to death on it!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey, in the words of the infamous Porkins "Stay on target... stay on tar-AAAAUGH!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Worse Things To Say In Your Boss's Office by PsychoMantis 1-22-04

So as you can see from my chart, productivity is up 31 perc- Boss! I got those movies you wanted from the video store. Debby Does Dallas, Anal Acrobatics. They didnt have Space Orgy, so I got Jiggly Kitten 4 instea-Ah, fuck, I'm fired.

World's Worst Things To Say To Your Female Boss by niteowl 1-22-04

How do you manage to get all that makeup on in the morning? With a Wagner Power Sprayer?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Marry me!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Every so often, I like to insult as many people as possible with a three panel comic.

World's Worst #3: Three times the offence...I mean office. by Shadow_Artist 1-23-04

Sorry to cut your monthly appraisal short, Jenkins, but I've got to see my brother before the prison visiting hours end. Wow, Mr Mandel, you Jews really do stick together like shit. Oh my God! Jesus is such a loser! A living God that gets pinned to planks of wood by badly built nails! What a loser! Crying like a baby, "My God, why have you forsaken me!" What a twat... No, Mr President! You cannot go to Mr Blair's birthday party, especially not after the way you acted this afternoon! But...I...no...but...(sniff) I HATE YOU!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Nah, I'm more of a casual sex kinda guy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

World's Worst Things To Say by MikeyG 1-23-04

In the Boss' office Mr. G, I've brought you in here today to talk to you about your excessive lateness. *Whew!* I thought you finally realized I piss in your coffee. In the Boss' office II Mr. G, I have no idea what you are going to do to make up for this egregious foul-up. Well, I do. Let me go get my kneepads and my dental dam. In the Boss' office III I'd like YOU to be the one to handle the Bumstead account, Mr. G. Nice! That means I don't have to break into your desk tonight to take a look at it!

World's Worst Things to Say in.... by MikeyG 1-23-04

The Boss' Office IV The reason that I called you into my office is because the other clowns are complaining about the smell in the Funny Car. I poo'd myself. The Boss' Office V Nurse G, can you get me the kidney ready for transplant? Um... *BUUUUUURRRRRP* No can do, Doc. The Boss' Office VI Listen, Mikey, the reason I've brought you in here is because we really just don't feel comfortable with a male working at the Angry Lesbian Coalition Headquarters. Oh. If I showed you my penis, would it help?

World's Worst Things to Say 2 by MikeyG 1-23-04

In the Boss' Office VII Are you ready to start your new position? Well, I'm not really sure what a 'paper clip' does, but I'm a fast learner! In the Boss' Office VIII I guess you forgot today was 'casual day', Mikey, but that's okay. Well, I like YOUR shirt, boss. It really emphasizes your man-tits. In the Boss' Office X Mikey, can you go help unload the computer shipment? That's funny! You honky motherfuckers are natural comedians.

World's Worst Things to Say 3 by MikeyG 1-23-04

At the Boss' Office XI It's been fun working as your supervisor, Mikey. We had great times. Yeah, like when I gave your wife that Cleveland Steamer and flushed all your heart medicine down the toilet! At the Boss' Office XII Can you fax this memo over to Accounting? Can you tell your mother to close her legs? At the Boss' Office XIII I've decided to give you a raise. Oops! I guess I should remove the kilo of coke I planted in your convertible, then!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is poor, but I wanted to have a go.

World's Worst thing to say to your boss: remixed by jes_lawson 1-22-04

Do you know who urinated on the firewall? Absolutely not. However I may drop a very broad hint by making an offensive comic at the company's expense on stripcreator.com while you're repairing it.   !

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, we have some very funny entries so far, but I think there's a problem with people misunderstanding the rules...

1) The topic of the contest (in this case "in the boss' office") is the setting for all the comics to be entered. It is the only thing that really changes between contests.

2) I didn't make this completely clear, but perhaps the rules will be better observed under the winner of this contest. You need to put your comics into the form of quotes said by one person. Not dialogue. The point is something really stupid to say or do in the situation. You can set it up a little bit, but it's really best to do something like this: "Hey, your daughter is hot!" or "I wanted to ask if we could get a faster connection, I can download porn fast enough!".

3) There is no 3.

On with ye then.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

World's Worst Things To Say In Your Boss's Office by ivytheplant 1-23-04

1. Oops. 2. I've seen bigger. 3. It's yours.

quote:

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1) The topic of the contest (in this case "in the boss' office") is the setting for all the comics to be entered. It is the only thing that really changes between contests.

2) I didn't make this completely clear, but perhaps the rules will be better observed under the winner of this contest. You need to put your comics into the form of quotes said by one person. Not dialogue. The point is something really stupid to say or do in the situation. You can set it up a little bit, but it's really best to do something like this: "Hey, your daughter is hot!" or "I wanted to ask if we could get a faster connection, I can download porn fast enough!".

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They're closer, but Ivy's comic has been the best "follow the rules" comic I've seen yet.

Yours were quite funny, it's just that "World's Worst" is meant to be a snippet of something. I'll look past all this for this contest, but I hope these guidlines will be followed for the next contest.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Worst things to say in your boss' office by crabby 1-23-04

Welcome to my office. You're office smells.

Worst things to say in your boss' office by crabby 1-23-04

So where are those reports? You're not in color I don't respect you. Where are those reports? You're mask is dumb. Where are those reports? I think I hate you.

WW3: Call him...the Shredder! by Xuanwu 1-23-04

How goes work on the company's financial database? DELETED!

I think yelling the word "DELETED" in the context of working on computer stuff is a fairly bad thing to say.

World's Worst Things to say in your Boss' Office. by niteowl 1-23-04

I just saw your daughter on the new Girls Gone Wild video. Judging by your body features, she got her big rack from your side of the family.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

All take heed of niteowl's entry. This is what we're looking for. Though, you guys can use more than one panel :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

World's Worst Things to say in your Boss' Office by Rabid_Weasle 1-24-04

So then I says, "That's not a hooker, that's my bosses wife!" But then it turned out it really was a hooker! Haha!

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Poop.

Eight one-liners to thrill and amuse you, especially because you've set the boss' office on fire...

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office): You're fired! by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

You could have told me your office was a non-smoking zone.

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office II): Fired with enthusiasm. by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

I was trying to show initiative...

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office III): Flaming Tongues by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

Jesus did it!

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office IV): You're fired...again! by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

Think of the insurance money!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office V): You're fired yet again! by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

It was going to be a surprise...

World's Worse #3 (Boss' Office VI): You're fired fired! by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

Just testing your smoke alarms, Mr Heinz...

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office VII): Nazi Firing Squad by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

I did this because you're Jewish!

World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office VIII): Firewall! by Shadow_Artist 1-24-04

I crashed your computer...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)