Here we go, judging time...
The Hat Trick 3 good comics worthy of mention

1. Rabid_Weasle - [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: Anything But That!']
2. MikeyG - [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28 - Thtop it, you Beatht!']
3. AtheistDiary - [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28: Damn you, Niteowl!']
The Batman Award for giving me a mental image of Jack Nicholson as The Joker

Goes to: ChalyGryffon
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28: Botox']
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: EvilZak
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Space Pirates']
Most Political

Goes to: lukket
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: Probably not so bad']..it's political in a roundabout way...
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: TheGovernor
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC28: That Crazy Martian #2 (with a nod to DragonXero)']
Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: I'm gonna keep using this punchline till its funny']
Most Ironic

Goes to: Melkor
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28# - Collect Call']
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC-playing dressup']
Most Obscure

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules']...I actually Googled "invisible rabbits and harvey" to find out the meaning behind this comic. Turns out "Harvey" is an old Jimmy Stewart flick from 1950. So, not only is this contest fun and a bitch to judge, it's educational. Thanks, kaufman!
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: CowTipper
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28: The earth is being invaded by ALIENS!']...Cowboy Physics jokes never get old, IMO.
Best Title

Goes to: smamurai
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Brer Carrot and the Star Baby.']
Most Similar

Goes to: possums & kaufman
For the Comics: [Click to view comic: 'I Don't Piss All Over Your Silly Rules'] & [Click to view comic: 'My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules']
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28 - Thtop it, you Beatht!']
Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: Project_Spam
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28 Entry - The Alien Among Us']
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: EvilZak
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Space Pirates']
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: TheGovernor
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC28: That Crazy Martian #2 (with a nod to DragonXero)']
Psychic Award

Goes to: The_Kingpin
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28: The Entry']
My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #28 Psychic']
Creativity Award

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'My Invisible Rabbit Pisses All Over Your Rules']
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: lukket
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 28: Probably not so bad']
Great comic, lukket. #29 is all yours.
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