Holy shit, crabby, that was awesome.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC 31, WW 12, *and* CC 240??? by AtheistDiary 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Think of something really uber disgusting to say to her family and enter it into World's Worst #12? Or you could say something about Chicka's birthday, her pregnancy, and throw in camping somewhere and make it a TRIPLE crossover strip! WEEEEEEEE!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

CC 240 -- "BIRTHDAY OF HORROR" by biped 4-15-04

MMM...You look GOOD! Me want to KILL you and EAT you! NO, HAPPY STUPID DRAGON!!! PLEASE DON'T!!! KILL AND EAT you is what me do! Yum - yum, you look GOOD! NO!!! NO!!! NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! AND ESPECIALLY NOT WHILE I'M CAMPING!!! PLEASE DON'T, HAPPY STUPID DRAGON!!! PLEASE!!!!!! SLURP!!! MMM, her tasted GOOD!!! Yummy BLOOD and MEAT and CHEWY BONES!!!

CC 240 -- "CRAPPY BIRTHDAY" by biped 4-15-04

WHEW!!! WHAT A RELIEF!!! I hate having to crap in the woods, but oh, well...it's all part of the camping experience! GOOD LORD, what a STENCH! Way to stink up the whole forest, moron! Some of us have to live here, you know! Oh, I'm sorry, little squirrel...but like they say, when you gotta go, you gotta go...heh-heh. See ya round. Later... "See ya round", she says! What say we pull the old "happy birthday" routine on her? CHUCKLE!!! Cool! You leave a present in her shoes, and I'll whip up a nice batch of brownies in her bed! SMIRK!!!

CC 240 -- "THEATER OF CRUELTY" by biped 4-15-04

Wow! Ever since civilization collapsed in the wake of a worldwide apocalypse, I just can't seem to get enough of camping. Hi, nice lady! I'm an orphan and it's my birthday -- will you please take care of me? Hey, neat! It's my birthday, too! But no...I won't take care of you. That would greatly deflect attention from my own, more important self-interests. Now go away. You -- *sniff* -- you look just like my mommy. Sh-she was beautiful... *sob* Well, DUH...of course she was beautiful, if she looked just like me...DUMBASS. Now get lost, before I shove your pigtails down your throat and yank 'em out your ass. WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC240 (1): It's Fun to Party at the YMCA! by Shadow_Artist 4-16-04

Oooh, that last club was just SUPER! Everyone was so accepting, I felt so PRETTY, you know? That's because you ARE pretty, silly! And I just LOVE that cape - did you sew the stars on yourself? I loved it when they played IT'S RAINING MEN! And when those guys started to dance with me...talk about getting SOAKING WET! Girl, you are TOO MUCH! Me, I just hope I find some SEAMEN tonight! Oh, do BEHAVE! Guys, when I said I wanted to go out camping for my birthday, this isn't what I meant...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Fuck CC240 by nonphixional 4-16-04

This letter is the perfect gift for Chicka's birthday. She really needs one of these. A joke that's actually funny!

CC 240: Happy Farking Birthday! by eggy_mcmuffinman 4-17-04

So anyways, after I went camping, I was covered head to toe in poison ivy! Pretty neat, huh? No. Oh. Well, whatever. Say, what was I talking about before? Something about someone's birthday. Eh, it probably wasn't that important. So do you think the comic's started yet? Uh oh.

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In desperate search of a funny signature...

Consider this a continuation of the comic I already posted. It makes a little more sense as a series.

Fuck Stars by nonphixional 4-17-04

Hmm.. one day on the site and I already have zero stars with two ratings... But my comics are so damn funny... Especially the one where I made fun of one of the regs and entered it into her own CC. How could anyone NOT like me?

Fuck Apologies by nonphixional 4-17-04

Okay, I'm sorry I made that comic about Chicka not having any funny jokes. As it turns out, she does have one joke that is humourous. She's marrying him, I believe.

Fuck Rules by nonphixional 4-17-04

Oh, I get it now. The CC entry had to include camping somehow. I forget that in my comic, that must be why I've got such a bad rating. Hmm... Chicka's boyfriend is so delightfully camp.

CC 240: Lurking in the forrest... by lukket 4-18-04

*sigh* - another birthday nobody remembers. Ah there's a good spot to pee. Ah... that's good.... Hey! Do you mind!? Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

crabby wins for his series entitled "The Chicka Zone".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Good choice.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy Birthday Chicka.

Didn't see it had closed! Bah!

CC240 - The Letch Amongst Us by shark_energy 4-20-04

Outside the StripCreator Campsite... Hi you must be Attitudechicka! Soly mista, she over ther Inside the grounds... Hi Chicka! Shark Energy. Pleased to meat you. We share the same birthdate don't you know. How about we use this tent in my trousers and get to know each other even better you fine, and young, female? Erm I don't even know you. How about NO? Damn! I mean ermmm Ma'am, maybe you will reconsider. I have a Puppy in the back of my van over there... A puppy! How cute! Can I see him? Lead the way shark man!