Whatch you mean that milk tasted funny? You don't appreciate what we do for you. Mama ain't got no arms, so she had to milk them cows with her mouth just so you'd have your precious cereal.
Son, you just spit chaw on my new shitkickers. Now bend over.
I was waiting for someone to bring up something to do with heavy farm equipment, never happened. However, from what I saw, NooniePuuBunny's milk machine gets edged out by bonwag's Queer Eye take.