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This is both my first time posting on the forum and my first time entering one of these contests, so everyone be sure to haze me brutally.

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Your odious comics made me vomit.

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Trying to keep the bestiality jokes to a minimum.

WW XIV - World's Worst Thing To Say On a Farm by r2_d2 5-02-04

I Finally, I can make a proper sacrifice to my Dark Lord.  Hail, Satan! II I believe we were supposed to mutilate the cattle, and give the humans the anal probe. To late for "supposed to"s. III I smell bacon!

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Wrong Things To Say On A Farm by graykane 5-02-04

1. Ode to the DeadMilkmen I'd like to help you, son, but you smell like a goat. 2. Damnit, Grandma, you're picking the wrong mushrooms! 3. Boy, whatch you talkin 'bout? Thirteen's marrying age.

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Worst Things To Say On A Farm by graykane 5-02-04

Whatch you mean that milk tasted funny? You don't appreciate what we do for you. Mama ain't got no arms, so she had to milk them cows with her mouth just so you'd have your precious cereal. Son, you just spit chaw on my new shitkickers. Now bend over. Dang, your pa's hung like a horse!

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I was waiting for someone to bring up something to do with heavy farm equipment, never happened. However, from what I saw, NooniePuuBunny's milk machine gets edged out by bonwag's Queer Eye take.

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It just goes to show what hard work, determination and a 14 month absence from the forums can achieve for a young boy.

My first win... that I got to keep. I'm overcome.

New competition in the next few hours.

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I take it the Accu-Jac didn't count.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was thinking more tractors, threshers, things that could wipe out a whole family at once.

Hey, you in the back row singing "Every Sperm is Sacred," you know what I mean!

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