What you say?!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Dammit, that made me want to repost the legendary "all your Smurf" video, but I don't have the URL anymore...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I really don't take this that seriously, I just do it for fin and I'm curious to see anyone thinke I am funny. Believe me, I don't plan on making comics for a living.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

http://216.149.89.225/ayb/allyoursmurf.swf

And someday I will call upon you for a favor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Looks like you won't be competing professionally in spelling bees either newbie.

Whoa I did fuck that up pretty bad didn't I? heh.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

The Gabe Billings Memorial Museum - 2169 AD by BigEvilDan 9-05-01

White power! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!! I DO NOT SUCK DICK! Hi, I'm new. I wrote some comics. Look at my comics. What do you think of my comics? Do you like my comics? READ MY COMICS! ...but thankfully these species were wiped out in the Tobor Wars of 2056. Why half of my unit was cornholed just trying to bring Deisel down. Can we go home yet gramps?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Blah Blah Blah

Whew...

glad I didn't look like a complete ass when I joined the fray!

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"I know how toast works."

Jeez, folks. Gabe is 133+, and I show my appreciation by posting a pic of him felching a gorilla. I mean he really has his face buried in that animal's butt cheeks. And I used his wedding picture. So maybe this should tell you not to take the ire of a bunch of prefab comic-strip constructors too too seriously.

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What others say about boorite!

Agh, coughing fit, coughing fit... Damn you, Big Evil Dave! TOBOR WARS... *laugh* *choke* *turns blue*

Ah, breathing again... hey, am I the only one that has noticed how crabby has gotten really, well, crabby with the newbies? I thought skagg and I were bad...

It is the classic cycle-of-abuse, isn't it? Skagg... we've created a monster!

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Agh, coughing fit, coughing fit... Damn you, Big Evil Dave! TOBOR WARS... *laugh* *choke* *turns blue*

Ah, breathing again... hey, am I the only one that has noticed how crabby has gotten really, well, crabby with the newbies? I thought skagg and I were bad...

It is the classic cycle-of-abuse, isn't it? Skagg... we've created a monster!

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Amen, brother man. I said AMEN. I also said brother and man.

Seems like some people have their buttcheeks clenched around here. Maybe it's due to the Deisel and Crabby Era of Pain, or maybe there's a disturbance in the force, I don't know. They should watch [/i]Airplane[/i] a couple of times, use words like "Porcupine" and "Nyuck" and mellow.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*slowly shambles in on his walker*
Bet you all thought you'd never see me again.
Or maybe you did.
Anyway, if you're a newbie, get settled in before you start shooting off at the mouth. At least let the old people get to know you before you start jumping into shit.

Damn, I've been outta circulation a lot, look at all these new faces.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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*slowly shambles in on his walker*
Bet you all thought you'd never see me again.
Or maybe you did.
Anyway, if you're a newbie, get settled in before you start shooting off at the mouth. At least let the old people get to know you before you start jumping into shit.

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PS - I like Ben & Jerry's New York Superfudge Chunk.

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PS - I like Ben & Jerry's New York Superfudge Chunk.

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PPS - That isn't a homosexual reference.

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Whoa, hold on there fella. You're even worse than a newbie. You're a RE-newbie. You can't just leave and waltz back in whenever you want. Look what happened to Obi when he came back. We called an emergency session of the Stripper's Guild and put him on a mandatory three-week suspension, during which time he wasn't allowed to use any of the new characters or backgrounds. Plus he had to buy us all ice cream. I'm afraid you're in the same boat.

PS - I like Ben & Jerry's New York Superfudge Chunk.

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I'd believe that if you hadn't made me buy you AssRape Grape.

And be careful, DX, when he asks for a spoon.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Chunky Monkey for me. Hot damn that sounds good. Too bad I'm too poor to even by breadcrumbs. :)

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I'll take vanilla.

P.S. Thats not a homosexual reference either.

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Cherry Garcia for me!

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I can paypal you a dollar.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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Cherry Garcia for me!

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You can tempt her with Chunky Monkey or Assrape Grape, but LadyJ will still have her cherry.

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You haven't tasted ice cream until you have tried New Zealand ice cream. I think it is God's ice cream. If you are ever in Australia or New Zealand, try some.

nb. No jokes in this post. I am serious.

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