Heathers:

Veronica -- Alyson Hannigan (of course, nudity will be required in the remake...)
J.D. -- Me. No arguments from the peanut gallery.
Heather Chandler -- Courtney Love (she thinks she's 16 anyway)
Heather McNamara -- Paris Hilton ("My name is Tweety")
Heather Duke -- Lindsay Lohan (hey, it's MY cast list)
Betty Finn -- Thora Birch (again, MY cast list...)
Martha Dumptruck -- Sally Struthers ("do you want to throw yourself into oncoming traffic... sure, we all do!")
Kurt -- Justin Timberlake ("This cafeteria has a strict 'no fags allowed' policy... except for my N-Sync pals")
Ram -- Sylvester Stallone (forget the age thing, I just want to hear Sly say "So should we just whip it out?")
Pauline Fleming, the hippie teacher -- Arianna Huffington (just cause)
The Principal -- Sean Connery ("We could do a half day for a cheerleader, Mish Moneypenny")
The Priest -- Ozzy Osbourne ("Eski... uhh... Eski... uhh... SHARON!")

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X-Men 2

Wolverine - Emmanuel Lewis
Prof. X - Elvis
Magneto - Ron Jeremy
Rogue - Pat O'Reilly
Cyclops - Jerry Lewis
Storm - The Gatlin Brothers
Jean Grey - Robin Williams
Striker - Eddie Izzard
Lady Death Strike - Ted Turner
Pyro - Mario Cantone
Collasus - Eddie Murphy
Mystique - Pat Roberts

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

quote:

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ERASERHEAD

Henry -- Robert Loggia
Mary -- Sigourney Weaver
Mary's father -- John Houseman
Mary's mother -- Bo Derek
Prostitute -- Judy Woodruff
Lady in radiator -- Reba McIntyre
Eraser machine operator -- Jack Valenti
Paul -- Jeff Goldblum
Little boy -- Dirk Bogarde
Baby -- Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.

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[b]BOXING HELENA:

Dr. Nick Cavanaugh[/b] - Bruce Boxleitner
Helena - Meredith Boxter-Birney
Ray O'Malley - Porsche Boxster
Dr. Alan Palmer - Boxcar Willie
Anne Garrett - Tonya Harding
Dr. Lawrence Augustine - Paul Simon
China - Martin Scorsese

Plus, a new soundtrack featuring...

BOXHARP
BLACK BOX
THE BOX TOPS
BOX OF FOG
"Box Of Rain" by THE GRATEFUL DEAD
"Juke Box" by JERRY LEE LEWIS
"Music Box" by CRYSTAL BERNARD
"Toy Box" by SHEILA E.
"Beat Box" by THE ART OF NOISE
"Boy In The Box" by COREY HART
"I'd Be Better Off (In A Pine Box)" by DOUG STONE
"Tennessee Flat Top Box" by JOHNNY CASH
JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH
SEBASTIAN BACH and SKID ROW
and, finally...BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

What about the kid from Battlestar Galactica who played Boxey?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Shouldn't the soundtrack include "Living In A Box" by Living In A Box?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Also something by the JoBoxers.

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I has a flavor!

Also "A Box" by King's X.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Or "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains.

I can't believe I forgot about King's X and Alice In Chains :(

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

You should be ashamed.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

The Wizard of Oz
by
Oliver Stone

Dorothy: Saddam Hussein (if I could only go back home)
Scarecrow: George Bush (if I only had a brain)
Tin Man: Dick Cheney (if I only had a heart)
Lion: John Kerry (if I only had da noive)
The Wicked Witch of the West: Condaleeza Rice
Toto: Colin Powell
The Wizard: Karl Rove

I heard a comedian do an act like that.

LORD OF THE RINGS

Frodo: Isaac Hayes
Sam: Gilbert Gottfried
Gollum: Anna Nicole Smith
Merry: Dan Rather
Pippin: Joe Frazier
Gandalf: Eddie Griffin
Aragorn: Sally Jessi Raphael
Legolas: Andrew Dice Clay
Gimli: Anne Heche
Arwen: Della Reese
Elrond: Ru Paul
Bilbo: Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Galadriel: Joan Rivers
Saruman: Eddie Deezin

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ZULU!

Lt. John Chard: Pauly Shore
Rev. Otto Witt: Rev. Al Sharpton
Margareta Witt: Ernest Borgnine
Lt. Gonville Bromhead: Joe Pesci
Colour Sgt. Frank Bourne: Charles Grodin
Zulu warrior horde: 10,000 CGI Paris Hiltons

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