Comic Competitions

Compete in a variety of user-run comic competitions.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Comic Competitions

Compete in a variety of user-run comic competitions.

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First you remove the comics compos you don't like and place them in a low-grade out of the way forum. Next thing we know you're invading Poland. Didn't we learn anything from history class and TV?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I think we need a Stripcreator Ruling Council to decide these things. The SRC will consist of a non-rotating membership of Kajun, Kaufman, Chicka, Perm, DX, Crabby, Spankling, Big Evil Dan, Boorite, habnem, andydougan, myself and a rotating member who is the current Cup champion. Makk_Benn would also be a member of the SRC, but his vote wouldn't count. Chicka gets two votes. Bazilla, Boinky, and Unfum are honorary SRC members who get to vote on odd Thursdays.

Brad will be Supreme Emperor and will be the tie breaking vote and hold non-overridable veto power over any of the SRC's decisions.

The SRC will have the power to define and charter new competitions, and cancel or revoke uninteresting or unworthy competitions. The SRC will also be able to review competition results and override the award of "winner" if the SRC deems the winning entry to be not funny enough. In which case the SRC will designate the new winner or start the next competition itself if no entrants are found to be sufficiently funny as to warrant running a competition.

There will also be an SRC in absentia consisting of wirthing, gabe, Ladyj, descolada, Neovid, DexX, Skagg, drexle, Jael, and Lara7. The SRCIA will have the power to depose the SRC and take control if they all happen to show up and agree to do so.

Actually, I am yanking your chain, and I really don't think there should be a ruling council. Forget I said anything.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kajun doesn't rotate?

Anyway nice idea but where does Smamurai the White fit into this council of wise stripcreartorians?

And what of these rumours of Possums resurfacing in the Shire? And Mikey 'kenny' G in the east?

um, etc...

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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It's not as if anyone's proposing to ban these competitions - all we're asking is that they be housed somewhere else to prevent the Comic Competition thread being clogged up with ego trips.

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I don't really see any reason to have yet another contest forum.

I should be the honorary newb member of the Council. And smamurai should be my toadie. Or sex slave. ...Or husband.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You had me at 'I should be the'.

btw has Possums finished resurfacing the Shire yet? I got a whole Old Forest that needs covering in tarmac and he is the only one who realy enjoys tree-rape.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

....what the fuck are you talking about? Tree rape? Is this Evil Dead 2? Are we in Inglewood? Are you Bruce Campbell? Is Sam Raimi over our heads? No! I didn't think so.

And it's SU-mac or BIG-mac, not TAR-mac. Silly.

So I guess I'd be part of this council right now, on the counta' I jes' won a CC. Ha-hyck.

Oh, I forgot. Evil_D would be... ummm... Minster of Evil.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Trees move in the LOTR world dude, you can't take a short walk in the Old Forest whithout being gently masturbated by a fern or a poison ivy. Anyway, me an Radagst are turning it into a carpark to cater for customers looking for cheap dealys at old Tom Bombadils Cash & Carry. If you can find it cheaper he will give you a free meal*

*Vegitarian option excluded.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'From the Cutting Room Floor: Fellowship of the Ring']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Did they really address the Bombadil scenario in the movie? It must be in the deleted scenes if so, because it certainly was not in the theater version.

Also, I've got something for you, smam...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Spectacular spectacular.

Mickey the burden is heavy in my pants.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Mickey, tell Mikey the burden is heavy in my pants.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Can do, Mr. smamurai, sir.

Hey, Mikey! smamurai says his pants are heavy with bourbon!

WTF???????
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!

Oh, how I lol.

Hey Mickey old boy, do me a fav and stick me in your favourites.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Are the polls still open? If so, I vote no to Prop CC2! I don't like the new contests either, which is why I think they don't warrant a whole new forum.

Why should we listen to the word of the last guy in my ass this morning?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I plan on just winning the next FTC, BTC, CC,Comic Cup, Tag Team Comic Cup and World's Worst. I will then never make a new competition and put an end to this nonsense. THE MADNESS MUST END!

I already am.

That works too.

That Tom Bombadil comic is genius. If only we could bottle that. If only we could put it into a fire extinguisher and spray the competitions forum with it liberally. Then I might not complain so much.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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Trees move in the LOTR world dude, you can't take a short walk in the Old Forest whithout being gently masturbated by a fern or a poison ivy. Anyway, me an Radagst are turning it into a carpark to cater for customers looking for cheap dealys at old Tom Bombadils Cash & Carry. If you can find it cheaper he will give you a free meal*

*Vegitarian option excluded.

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Here's the deal: I won a comic contest many moons ago (for the sake of my ego, I'll point out that I've won quite a few), the theme for the next contest was that you had to make a series of comics involving Horse and Bear in some kind of crime caper, if I were to make a contest where all you did was make comics using these characters again and again and again and again and again, it'd become boring, which (in my opinion) is what the FTC, BTC, WW have become. If you want to use one particular CC idea to death, then fair enough, but all I'm asking is that you have you're own forum to do so, and I seem to have gained enough support to suggest you do so, so please, do so.

Kaufman: if it were just me who was bitching and moaning about the abundance of stupid meaningless contests, I'd agree with you, but it isn't , I appear to have the majority, so I don't see why I should be put into a bold font or even capitalised.
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no offense

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....what the fuck are you talking about? Tree rape? Is this Evil Dead 2? Are we in Inglewood? Are you Bruce Campbell? Is Sam Raimi over our heads? No! I didn't think so.

And it's SU-mac or BIG-mac, not TAR-mac. Silly.

So I guess I'd be part of this council right now, on the counta' I jes' won a CC. Ha-hyck.

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