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4. Oh, that's SO Fangoria, dude.
I've had two letters printed in Fangoria.
TOP TEN PUBLICATIONS THAT I'VE HAD LETTERS PRINTED IN:
1. Fangoria
2. Famous Monsters of Filmland
3. The Monster Times
4. Entertainment Weekly
5. TV Guide
6. Sgt. Fury and His Howling Commandos
7. Donald Duck
8. Kull the Conqueror
9. Gent, Home of the D-Cups
10.local newspapers
TOP TEN CELEBRITIES I'VE GOTTEN LETTERS FROM:
1. Stephen King
2. Stacy Keach
3. Louise Lasser ("Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman")
4. Isabelle Mejias (Canadian actress, "The Bay Boy", "Scanners II", "Daughter of Death")
5. Joe Bob Briggs
6. Dr. Wilson Bryan Key (subliminal manipulation expert)
7. Yvonne Craig (TV's "Batgirl")
8. Keith Famie (Survivor: Outback)
9. Stan Lee
10.David Gerrold (author, "The Trouble With Tribbles")
TOP TEN PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN PERSON:
1. Bob Hope
2. Richard Nixon
3. Steve Martin
4. Donna Douglas (Elly May, "The Beverly Hillbillies")(shook hands)
5. Bill Smith
6. Rory Calhoun (met)
7. Spanky McFarland ("The Little Rascals")(met)
8. Alice Cooper (made a face for my home movie camera)
9. Mickey Dolenz (looked at my home movie camera and said "Ah! Motion pictures!")
10.Lloyd Bridges
BONUS PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN PERSON:
Gary Hart (shook hands)
James Doohan ("Scotty")(shook hands)
Anthony Daniels ("C3PO")(stood next to, talked to, harrassed slightly )
David Prowse ("Darth Vader")(stood next to)
Neil Adams, comic artist (made mad at me)
Grace Lee Whitney (Yeoman Rand, "Star Trek")(met, waited outside bathroom for her to come out so we could get our picture taken -- she had to urinate)
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
Zulu (Kono, "Hawaii Five-O")
James MacArthur (Dan-o, "Hawaii Five-O")
Ben Murphy ("Alias Smith and Jones")
Ron Ely (TV's "Tarzan")
Melody Patterson ("F Troop")
Barry Goldwater
Cyd Charisse
Tony Martin
Claudine Longet (shot Spider Sabich)
Eddy Arnold
Dick Catan (The Swingin' Sicilian)
Van Halen
The Who
Devo
The Doobie Brothers
Zorro and the Blue Footballs
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
