What hair?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You obviously didn't see the other side of the shark...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I wanted to get in on it too...

Someone Had To Make A "Smells Fishy" Joke by attitudechicka 9-08-01

Considering that it is the end of the world, I suppose I could have sex with you. Something still smells fishy... Oh. Well, alright then.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Shark & Gabe by itsclark 9-08-01

Heh. What the? Heheh. Yipe! Hehehuh? Try it and you'll be working that keyboard with a pencil between your teeth!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Fish Schticks by itsclark 9-08-01

Roger, it's me -- your conscience! Remember to be nice to people and never lie. Pssst, Roger. Forget that sap. It's me, your id! Don't let anybody push you around. It was a long walk home from the Sushi bar... Man... what was in that Sashimi dish?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Before someone else beats me to it...

My Arch-nemesis Returns by BigEvilDan 9-08-01

Who the hell are you? I'm your big, evil twin, Dave. I'm here to steal your money, your girlfriend and your life. But I don't have any of those. Then this is the easiest day's work I've ever done.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Enter Stage Left by kaufman 9-08-01

Well, here we come to the stripcreator planet. It should be fun even if this just brings about a stack of juvenile 'pussy' jokes. I'm looking forward to it -- the intellectual discussions with Dr. P, playing soccer with the wirth-head, and best of all ... Teasing Tobor about the fact that I'm redder than he is! AAAARRRGGGHH!

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....but, but, but... if the two-headed shark doesn't have an arsehole, how does it poo?

(I spent several minutes choosing the phrasing of that question, but I just don't think there is a good way to put it...)

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i hate to resurrect a dead thread (not really), but i just finally got around to utilizing the undersea background and the aquatic characters...

Davey Jones Revisited by habnem 9-14-01

Right on! I had to eat everyone else on this life raft, but I'm still alive, goddammit! Yessir, any minute now the Coast Guard will be along to rescue me, and I'll be proclaimed a hero! Should we tell him the raft is leaking? Nah... They taste better when they die surprised.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Stupid Places to Sit by tiger8191 9-14-01

Yoo hoo! Arghhhhhhhhhhh!

Sorry...I have lost all my funny! Damn terrorists!

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"I know how toast works."

well, i thought it was cute, tiger (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars