The Real Truth by qwertyuio 7-27-04

Hey kids, drugs are cool. Don't listen to those pesky DARE people or you'll be sorry. I don't believe you. The best way to say "NO" to drugs, is to touch an 8-year old boy's scrotum sack and go "Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!" AAAHHHHHH!!!! BUT THE CLOWN TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC252: Outrageous by maddog00 7-27-04

Hey kids, drugs are cool. Don't listen to those pesky DARE people or you'll be sorry. I don't believe you. The best way to say "NO" to drugs, is to touch an 8-year old boy's scrotum sack and go "Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!" AAAHHHHHH!!!! And that's how I got pregnant with you.

CC252: No.. Just... No. by Project_Spam 7-27-04

Hey kids, drugs are cool. Don't listen to those pesky DARE people or you'll be sorry. I don't believe you. Wow.. these drugs are making you look.. rather fine! Want me to.. give it to you? And that's how I got pregnant with you.

CC #252:SC Can't Get Enough Of That Ass... Are We Black? by possums 7-27-04

Hey kids, drugs are cool. Don't listen to those pesky DARE people or you'll be sorry. I don't believe you. Wow.. these drugs are making you look.. rather fine! Want me to.. give it to you? YES!! GIVE IT TO ME IN THE ASS!!! You... want me to give you a pet bunny rabbit in the ass? Well... ok...

CC 252: Nothing to see here by MikeyG 7-27-04

Hey kids, drugs are cool. Don't listen to those pesky DARE people or you'll be sorry. I don't believe you. Wow.. these drugs are making you look.. rather fine! Want me to.. give it to you? Panel Censored by FCC

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Goo-Goo madness by qwertyuio 7-27-04

Rets take acid and fuck ouw blains out. Well my parents would kill me, but what the hell. Wow.. these drugs are making you look.. rather fine! Want me to.. give it to you? Panel Censored by FCC

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC 252: Violence good. Sex bad. by lukket 7-27-04

Rets take acid and fuck ouw blains out. Well my parents would kill me, but what the hell. Maybe hydrochloric acid wasn't a good idea? Maybe. Let's fuck! Panel Censored by FCC

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CC 252: I'm Fairly Sure That Still Is Indeed A Palindrome by Gabu 7-27-04

Rets take acid and fuck ouw blains out. Well my parents would kill me, but what the hell. Panel Censored by FCC Panel Censored by FCC

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Blue is the color of victory.

Title Censored by FCC by fzh 7-27-04

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Big Brother by qwertyuio 7-27-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. Panel Censored by FCC Panel Censored by FCC

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC 252: All Political Analysis Aside... by Zaster 7-27-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. But first, allow me to present my 15 minute interpretive dance based on the film "Showgirls". Panel censored by FCC

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Not one of my better ones by qwertyuio 7-28-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. But first, allow me to present my 15 minute interpretive dance based on the film "Showgirls". Oww! My back! He's not as sexy as Dad, but he's still fuckable.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC 252: Insert Title Regarding Palindromosity Of Number Here by Gabu 7-28-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. Okay! The lights are cut! GET HIM! Oww! My back! He's not as sexy as Dad, but he's still fuckable.

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Blue is the color of victory.

CC 252: Spank'd by biped 7-28-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. Meanwhile, I'll be fucking him in the ass with my super-huge, super-hard SUPER-DICK! Spanky -- this one's for you, son! What the f -- Oww! My back! He's not as sexy as Dad, but he's still fuckable.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 252: You'll Never Guess What My Title Will Involve by Gabu 7-28-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. Meanwhile, I'll be fucking him in the ass with my super-huge, super-hard SUPER-DICK! Spanky -- this one's for you, son! What the f -- WHAT THE!? Damnit! You saw through my disguise.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Contest 252: Disturbing. by habnem 7-30-04

Now if I may, I'd like to give my opinion on the President's recent actions. He must be stopped. I'll bet right now he and Cheney are dressed up like superheroes and/or prisoners of war and having a gay old time. WHAT THE!? Damnit! You saw through my disguise.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Honorable Mention goes to EvilZak for Davy Jones' Closet, whose comic was obviously the best in the competition, the site, and the universe. However, he was disqualified because none of his panels share anything with any comic before it. FOLLOW THE RULES YOU MORON.

sixième endroit goes to PsilocybeNirvana for Davy Jones' Rocket. I made this contest because I wanted a cheese sandwich, and this guy delivered. Wait, no he didn't. He betrayed me :(

vijfde plaats goes to Gabu for CC 252: Hey, That Number Is A Palindrome and CC 252: It's Not A Palindrome. Wait, It Is.. I think we can all agree that Gabu deserves a Nobel Prize for physics for the stunning revelation in his titles.

quarto posto goes to UnknownEric for CC253: Hella Sweet. However, he loses a billion points for messing up the CC number, and therefore falls to negative first place.

CC 252: Electric Kool-Aid Bozo Stylin' earns Zaster tercer lugar. It's funny cuz it's true.

habnem gets zweiter Platz for Contest 252: Disturbing.. I'll never look at the presidency/vice-presidency relationship the same way again.

Making the next contest is the responsibility of lukket for making CC 252: Well, duh.. In honor of his winnery, his comic will be displayed five times:

CC 252: Well, duh. by lukket 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

CC 252: Well, duh. by lukket 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

CC 252: Well, duh. by lukket 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

CC 252: Well, duh. by lukket 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

CC 252: Well, duh. by lukket 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

With that done, the contest is over and the next one shall soon blah blah blah.

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I'm humbled by this award. My dissertation, entitled "A Quantitative Analysis of the Palindromosity of the Number 252", is slated to appear in September's Scientific American. I'm sure you will all find it riveting.

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Blue is the color of victory.

D'oh! Ha ha, I suck.

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I has a flavor!

way to go, Eric. you seem to have confused lukket into thinking that CC 253 is past and he doesn't have to start a new contest.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

does anyone know what lukket's story is? five days is an awful long time between CCs...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Yeah, what the fuck is this?
You win a CC and then don't start the next one?
Come on, that's just crazy.

Ban the fucker!!!!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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Yeah, what the fuck is this?
You win a CC and then don't start the next one?
Come on, that's just crazy.

Ban the fucker!!!!

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actually, his last comic was an entry in this contest, dated 7/27. someone (perhaps the person who ran this contest) should authorize someone else (perhaps the zweiter platz winner) to start another competition.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Habnem advances from zweiter platz to mein fuhrer of the Comic Contest. Also, this means I ran two contests at the same time for the shortest time (like five minutes or something, yay!)

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