http://www.funnyname.com/

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Taken from my friends' livejournal:

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So this guy calls work to place an order.

"Can I get your name please?"

"Drew Peacock."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Can you spell that please?"

"D-R-E..."

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I did go to school with a Carrie Siemen, and I met a Harry Bush on the debate team at Chapparal High School (class of '94).

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Nope, Chapparal HS in Las Vegas.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

There was this guy with a funny name who worked in the wherehouse at an old job of mine. His name was Shitfuck M. Cockfucketyfuck Jr.

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Get Your War On

I went to school with that guy. He used to get busted on because his middle name was Maurice.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Did he speak of the pompateuse of love?

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Poop.

So thats what the M stood for. All this time I thought the M stood for Motherfuckingshitcuntballslickmyballsballsballs. He was a good guy though.

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Get Your War On

That reminds me of my desire to pre-empt bullies making fun of my kid's name by naming him "Assface Shitstain Faggotyballs".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Lol!

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Get Your War On

If you name your kid Auschwitz, your neighbors will think twice before they fuck with you.

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What others say about boorite!

Dudu Fisher.

I can just see someone sitting next to a toilet holding a fishing pole.

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I has a flavor!

That guy looks like Bob Ross' fat son.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.