Okay, one more time...
Deisel is a textbook troll. He pretends to be a silly little kid, but he is a fair bit older, probably in his late teens, and he is being deliberately obtuse and annoying because he thinks it is fun. He doesn't want friends or sympathy or to be thought of as funny, he simply wants you to react to him. He is an attention-seeker, and the easiest way to attract attention is to be a pain in the arse.
The way to get rid of trolls is to starve them. He wants attention, so don't give it to him. If we stop reacting to him, calling him names, writing strips about him, he will go away. This will be good.
Please, I beg you, just pretend he doesn't exist.
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