I'm tempted to give extra brownie points if that turns out to be a Transformers:the Movie reference.

I just watched Transformers:the Movie on DVD this weekend. What a trip. Total flashback to highschool.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Comic Contest 63 - Must be September by evil_d 9-17-01

Aaaaaaaahh! Newbies! Get 'em off me! They're crawling up my legs! Aaaaaaaahh! Dude, those aren't newbies, those are highly poisonous scorpions. Huh? Oh -- so they are. Whew, at least they're not newbies. I don't get what you guys have against newbies, man. What does it matter how long we've been here? We make some funny comics too! We don't care if you're new, we care if you're annoying. But the new people are usually the most annoying. In time, they either calm down or leave. Yeah... I guess I can understand that. So, wiLL j00 r34d mye comix?? HuH? It are 5up3r-l33t4bul4r!! H4v3 j00 r34d i+ y3+, d00d?? Huh??? HUH????

This kinda strays from the theme a little, hopefully not too much.

I don't mean to put words in DX's mouth, I just thought his character had the best "scorpions are crawling all over me" look.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I just realized I forgot to add a new superlative to my strip. I'd best fix that.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I even managed to get the sound effect in alphabetical order. Bwahaahaa...

CC63: Regulars vs Newbies TO THE DEATH! by NeoVid 9-17-01

All the land mines I planted are working. NeoVid, have you and Spanks gotten rid of any newbies? Dude, this isn't Spankling, it's a newbie I hit with a Homofication Ray. Ew, what's happening to kramer-vs-kramer over there? Let go of that. No.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 63 - I Can't Read by gabe_billings 9-17-01

BBLAAATTT! SPRRRLLLLTTTTT! FLOOOSH! PPBBBBLLTH!! Hey, Kramer! How's it going in there? You don't sound too good. I think I just shit out part of my intestine! What the hell was in that hot chocolate? Just a superlaxative, like you asked for. SUPERLATIVE, you dumb fuck! Not superlaxative. Christ, can't you read? Whoops. My bad.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Comic Contest 63 - Must be September by evil_d 9-17-01

Aaaaaaaahh! Newbies! Get 'em off me! They're crawling up my legs! Aaaaaaaahh! Dude, those aren't newbies, those are highly poisonous scorpions. Huh? Oh -- so they are. Whew, at least they're not newbies. I don't get what you guys have against newbies, man. What does it matter how long we've been here? We make some funny comics too! We don't care if you're new, we care if you're annoying. But the new people are usually the most annoying. In time, they either calm down or leave. Yeah... I guess I can understand that. So, wiLL j00 r34d mye comix?? HuH? It are 5up3r-l33t4bul4r!! H4v3 j00 r34d i+ y3+, d00d?? Huh??? HUH????

This kinda strays from the theme a little, hopefully not too much.

I don't mean to put words in DX's mouth, I just thought his character had the best "scorpions are crawling all over me" look.

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... Zzzzzzzzz by kaufman 9-17-01

Aardvarks and newbies have been spotted invading our forum. I suggest we leave the newbies be and work on getting rid of the aardvarks. Absolutely not. Aardvarks dine on ants and other megagitchiocious critters. Let them be here. Actually, the ants aren't too bad if you cover them in chocolate. Additional calories from the chocolate, though, make it so I prefer eating them without any coating. Aeschylus once said something about chocolate and weight gain, but it was in Greek, so I have no idea what he said. After further review, I am SO glad this strip cuts off after six dialogue balloons, rather than 676.

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This is not very good, actually, but I need sleep.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

May not be good, but no one can say I didn't try.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC63: Newblear Winter by wirthling 9-17-01

An abominimation has befallen our proud web site. Make no mistake! We WILL rid the world of newbies! Hi! I'm new here! Read my comics! Are they funny? How do I edit my comics? Who is this Dr. Pedantic guy? Can I -- Jumpin' Jehosephat! That's the horrorificablest thing I've ever seen! Call in the nukes, boys! Where did they all go? And what was that bright flash? Your guess is as good as mine. So, anyway, have you read my comics? Read my comics!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

CC 63: The Asian Girls... They Taunt Me... by Drexle 9-17-01

Drexle, what are you going to do about the newbies? Everything you know is crashing down around you... One of them won a Comic Contest with their first post, utterly humilifying all the regulars. How about you, Drexle? When was the last time *you* won a Comic Contest? It was almost 20 entries ago, wasn't it? What are you going to do? Silly, you're not going to need Xtreme arm wrapping floaty fins for -these- watersports! *Tinkle Tinkle* What the.. *glub glub* are you *glub glub glub*... mmm...

Sung to "I Got a Gal in Kalamazoo" by NastyPope 9-17-01

o/ A..B..C...D.... o/ E...F....G....H.... o/ I Wirthlinged a donkeyyyyyyyy & a cow toooo..../o

Think Tom Jones...

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

WHY I HATE NEWBIES by crabby 9-17-01

Hey guys is there a way to delete comics? I'm a moron and I put I title in before even starting a comic then I saved it.

Crabby, that was fucking brilliant. *laugh!*

it really is funny! the dialogue boxes are in alphabetical order, too... no new superlative, though. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Shit...

I was wondering why all these strips were obsessed with newbies, then I went back and read the first posting again. Damn, kramer, you only numbered some of the rules, so I completely missed the most important one! *grumble* Now I will have to make another entry... *ponder*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Disappointment by apejuice 9-18-01

2:35am I just made my own comic and I'm gonna post it in this forum. "Hi guys I'm new here. Take a look at my cool comix" 2:40am REFRESH . . . CLICK . . . REFRESH So many of my friends tell me i should be a cartoonist, so i can't wait for a reaction here. I'm real excited. 2:45am "This is wanktastic" "Lacking any amusing content" "Wasting my time" "Never make a cartoonist" "RAARR" etc. Wendy, have you seen that Burgerking application form?

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I LIVE!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

WHY I HATE NEWBIES by crabby 9-17-01

WAHHHH!!!! it Happened again why dont you guys jusy maket a delete thingy so this wont happen to me. WAAHHHH!!!!!!! I feel like a tiger in a Llamma tent.

What the fuck? Are you saying you don't want me to post here? Just say it. Don't beat around the bush.
Just say "Shadman, and other Newbies alike, please don't post here because we don't like you even though we don't know you." That's all you need to say...

CC63 by Shadman 9-18-01

Damn Newbies. When will they learn that we hate them! Mother Fuckers. Why do they fill my forum with spam about their goddamn stupid comics! Would the forum users enjoy some more assrammifying comics about child molesting or gay aliens? I'll just ask them to read my comics and find out.

Another newbie infultraits your contest! Enjoy.

CC63 by Shadman 9-18-01

Hey there, want a date? I would, but I have to go make some magnififying new comics for my friends. Like the forum users even acknowledge your cartoons. Maybe they would if I were a little funnier and had some more witty comments. Maybe you should get a life and not worry about these comics. Maybe you could go fuck yourself. I want to fit in! I hate being labled a newbie! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

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What the fuck? Are you saying you don't want me to post here? Just say it. Don't beat around the bush.
Just say "Shadman, and other Newbies alike, please don't post here because we don't like you even though we don't know you." That's all you need to say...

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CC 63: What Drexle sees when he has stripper's block. by Drexle 9-18-01

Is that the best you can do, Drexle? Laughable...not the comic, but your feeble attempt. You're telepathetic. Seriously... at least when *I* suck, I get five dollars for it. What about you, Drexle? You should have a fortune by now! Tell me about it... Now do something else... and make it funny!!! Show those newbies what for Drexle's House You know... I think it's time for some psychotherapy.

This is going to be a new background, right? Right?

Drexle -- that "five dollars" line was great.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!