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5) Best person to have sex with: Someone who is crazy. Crazy people throw themselves full throttle into whatever they do. Trust me, the subsequent relationship that may follow is going to be helish, but oh the sex.

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OK I was hyped up by the misleading title so here's my favourite sex six:

1. Second time with my first gf.
2. Lucy at Reading Festival 2000
3. Doing it with my first gf 3 years after we first went out together, in her place in Edinburgh.
4. Lucy at Reading Festival 2001
5. Anytime I got a drunken snog at college
6. Lucy at Reading Festival 2002

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No, "Once Upon A Time In The West" is Sergio Leone's best movie.

I love "West" but "America" is better by far in terms of production, story, characters, and even music (which I didn't know was possible).

And the best Al Pacino movie was The Godfather Pt.II or Dog Day Afternoon. Scarface is fun, but it's just dumb.

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I disagree. The craziest girl I ever had sex with was a strictly missionary, just wants to lay there, dead-fish in bed.

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4) Best 'doin' it' album: Brad "Shame"

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1. Best Muscle Car: 2005 Ford Mustang GT
2. Best SUV: Lincoln Navigator
3. Best car that no one knows about: Caterham Superseven
4. Best V-6: Nissan 350Z
5. Best 4 cylinder: Mazda Miata
6. Best Looking Car: 2005 Ford GT

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Best s*x

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That's right. I had sex with that saxaphone.

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I love "West" but "America" is better by far in terms of production, story, characters, and even music (which I didn't know was possible).

And the best Al Pacino movie was The Godfather Pt.II or Dog Day Afternoon. Scarface is fun, but it's just dumb.

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You slept with my crazy ex-neighbor?

No, I agree with mmyers. The girl I talk about in my list who stalked me and would continually call my phone until I picked up... (starting at 7 in the morning mind you)... She was very freaky. But to be honest, while it may sound great, some of the stuff she did in bed really weirded me out. I like to think I'm pretty fun in the sack (winks at Mikey), but having sex with her was like trying to ride a mechanical bull with your dick.

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OK I was hyped up by the misleading title so here's my favourite sex six:

1. Second time with my first gf.
2. Lucy at Reading Festival 2000
3. Doing it with my first gf 3 years after we first went out together, in her place in Edinburgh.
4. Lucy at Reading Festival 2001
5. Anytime I got a drunken snog at college
6. Lucy at Reading Festival 2002

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mmyers is right on, completely. I've been saying that for years.

Best sex six:

1) The first time with my current girlfriend was sweet, slow, hard, fast, and everything in between. Mind-blowing.

2) ditto

3) ditto

4) The second time

5) every time after that

6) My ex-girlfriend and I did it in the back of her Ford Explorer in a parking lot late at night. We must have done it about three times and still couldn't keep our hands off each other. That was the only time that happened.

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Now I'm feeling left out.

1. See #3 in the "Six of the Best" comic.
2. Back in high school there was this awesome spring rain and since my parents weren't home, my boyfriend and I decided to take advantage of the pasture. That was awesome.
3. The balcony of our church during service. Wasn't particular good, but certainly a memorable experience. What we didn't realize was that the local cable channel tapes the Sunday service for the shutins to see on Wednesday and the unmanned camera, while not pointed in our direction, did have the microphone on at full.
4. The last time I had sex. 4 years, 2 months ago. Spent almost all week in bed.
5. First time I had sex in a tree. More an adrenaline rush than anything else.
6. The CSI sandwich dream. So real it counts.

Well, well. Here's mine(Because I know you're all dying to know..):

6. In a hotel with my ex. We were driving cross-country in a U-Haul. It was a Red Roof Inn in PA somewhere on I-80. I chalk it up to the gallons of Mountain Dew and No-Doz we had been taking for 14 hours straight.
5. When I was 18, outside of a boy's house on his lawn. While there was no actual insertion of any kind, I definitely had my "O" face on. He also kept whispering that what we were doing was a sin(we met at a Church retreat) and it just seemed to turn me on more.
4. With myself, whenever. Who knows how to get me off better than me? (yes, that was completely crass, but true)
3-1. The first time and any other time with my now boyfriend..oh who are we kidding, it's obviously Mikey. He's amazing and I can't get enough of him.

ENOUGH SAID. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You slept with my crazy ex-neighbor?

If she was a little Phillipino girl named Shirley, then yes, yes I did.

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Okay best sex six (Not to be confused with "these riddles three"):

6. Parking lot at my old elementary school. Standing ovation from the janitor who was emptying the garbage.
5. Not intercourse, but no one specified that it had to be--Cross country trip on I-70, manual stimulation, both parties.
4. 2 girlfriends + me, 3 years ago after work.
3. After a long day of drinking at our 2nd apartment in IN.
2. 2nd time with current beau, pre label of "dating".
1. About a week and a half ago drunk on sinus medication.

And, as a bonus, Worst sex:

6. Mike, in his trailer.
5. Mike, in someone else's trailer.
4. Trent, in his bedroom, while his stuffed white tiger "watched".
3. Phone sex, with anyone.
2. Matt, in his bed, while he attempted his "world famous jackhammer" move.
1. Danny, whose name brings sympathy from all those who hear it. Quote from that experience: "Houston, we have a problem."

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And, as a bonus, Worst sex:

6. Mike, in his trailer.
5. Mike, in someone else's trailer.
4. Trent, in his bedroom, while his stuffed white tiger "watched".
3. Phone sex, with anyone.
2. Matt, in his bed, while he attempted his "world famous jackhammer" move.
1. Danny, whose name brings sympathy from all those who hear it. Quote from that experience: "Houston, we have a problem."

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4. 2 girlfriends + me, 3 years ago after work.

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Since we're all being so frank and honest about our most intimate experiences, here's my best sex s*x:

6) Candlelight, a bowl of cherries, and (of course) Natasha and Boris costumes.
5) Suspended from a dirigible by bunjee cords.
4) On a speeding flatbed followed by police and a Spike TV film crew.
3) The "Batman & Nicole Kidman" rescue scenerio.
2) Backstage at a Go-Gos concert circa 1986.
1) The time I shot crystal meth into my thigh, broke into my own home, tied myself up with a phone cord, and went caveman on myself.

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What's sex?

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I would have done that if Spike TV existed the last time I had sex.

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OK I was hyped up by the misleading title so here's my favourite sex six:

1. Second time with my first gf.
2. Lucy at Reading Festival 2000
3. Doing it with my first gf 3 years after we first went out together, in her place in Edinburgh.
4. Lucy at Reading Festival 2001
5. Anytime I got a drunken snog at college
6. Lucy at Reading Festival 2002

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Is this Lucy a librarian, or something?

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Best six things I never ever want to hear before/during/after sex again...

1. Ohh! Isnt he cute?

2. Well I dont know how you got toilet roll in your mouth.

3.You mean that wasnt your finger?

4.Be quiet! My dads asleep next door.

5.Thats ok sweetie, we can try again later. Was it your first time?

6.OHHH!! JJEESS!!

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!