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Enter now and get a complimentary comment on your info page from me!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Bad Bradys "Bobby's Trip To Mars" by biped 4-29-04

Hey, Greg...guess what? I joined Junior Law Enforcers at school today! Great. My own brother...a friggin' narc. Now, Greg...this is fine news for Bobby. Why, he may even grow up to be a policeman someday. Oh, goody. Maybe he'll arrest you for being such a fucking dork, Dad. Bobby...give me back that acid you found in my underwear drawer this morning. Acid? I thought it was chewable vitamins and took 'em -- OH MY GOD! SHITFUCKPISS -- THE COLORS ARE HURTING MY SKIN!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Crazy Dan Comic Competition by BigFrank105 1-28-05

Wow, Crazy Dan sure is stupid. What makes you say that? "He said he was gonna stand the the toilet so he could get high on pot!" Dude I am so stoned.

Don't judge yet!

I'm gonna think of something...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Here's an oldie but mediocrey.

Fun by possums 6-01-04

WEEE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! WOPROOOT?!?!?!? I LOVE CHICKENS!! MEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! Yep, I'm on acid.

Commercial that probably won't ever be shown 2 by EvilZak 2-20-04

That one couple always shows up at noon on Sundays to buy weed. Where the hell are they? Just tell your dealer you didn't show up to buy drugs because you were getting stoned. He'll understand.

I would've noticed this contest earlier, but... nah, too easy.

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AFROMANS MOVE

No one said anything about archived strips.

(actually part of a series but I'm too lazy/cool to post the other parts)

Yeeeah, son... Yeeeah! Drugs are teh cool!!1

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Dude by BigFrank105 1-27-03

Dude. Dude, I am so high. Dude, me too. Dude.

And for more ways on how marijuana can fuck you up, consult my Crazy Dan and Crazy Dan Adventure series!

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No one said anything about archived strips.

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... Hey, aren't you that one guy who was relentlessly made fun of when he first came here because he didn't read the FAQ?

Just sayin'.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Hey, man, reading the FAQ is for sissies and biped. And sissy bipeds.

Here's my last minute entry, complete with sci-fi references, a Burroughs homage, and esoteria.

CC 273: Richard's Trip to Malachandra by fpd 1-31-05

So, Robin, you're telling me that if I take these herbs, it will blow my mind, and I will see the face of Mars. That's right, Richard. You will grok like you've never grokked before. Oh my goodness! I knew there were artifacts on Mars, but to meet an actual Barsoomian! This is incredible! Please join me in the sharing of water. It is our most sacred ceremony. And after that, we may play a game of Jetan. I'm Art Bell, and you're listening to Coast to Coast AM. My guest tonight is Richard C. Hoagland. How are you, Richard? Oh, Art, I have had the most incredible experience. I now know beyond any doubt that NASA is keeping all kinds of things from us. Not just Cydonia, but real Martians!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

And, since other people are doing it, here's one from the archives:

Dr. Strangelove by fpd 1-23-04

Dr. Stephen Strangelove was once a gynecologist who cared only for money. Please, Doctor, I have difficulty reaching orgasm. You must help me. You should see a psychiatrist if you think I'll examine an uninsured chick who is making minimum wage. Then one day he had a mind-shattering accident. He accidently mixed acid and pot. Whoa, this is tripping! Chicks are like so groovy, and money is so meaningless. Dr. Strangelove quit his job and studied with the ancient shaman Don Juan, to become Master of the Mescaline Arts. Remember, Stephen, all the wonder of the universe can be found in a single groovy chick. I have learned such wisdom from you, great master.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC 273: All true - you can look it up by kaufman 2-01-05

We are told that in this contest we get bonus points for Burroughs homages. But we are not told whether the references should be to Edgar Rice or William Burroughs. Either could fit the theme of this contest well. Or maybe we are supposed to pay homage to Jeff Burroughs. Remember him? 1974 AL MVP? But he had an even better year in 1977. 41 home runs. Never in his career other than that year did he hit more than 30. You may also remember that on January 29, 1977, Fran Tarkenton hosted Saturday Night Live and pitched a new breakfast cereal, Sugar-Coated Anabolic Steroids. Coincidence? I doubt it. Makes you wonder, no?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, okay, okay, let's see here...

[judgement]
I liked habnem's "photoshopped entry" - Not Last Place! DING!

Another good one was [b]possum's "Fun" - Second To Last Place! DING![br][br]But the contestant that really touched me [br](you know... down there...) was: [b][hr]

[size=4]not_Scyess for his entry [i]"Lots Of Other People's Old Comics"!

[center]Best Place![/size]

DING!

Three Cheers for not_Scyess!
Hip Hip Hoo-
[/center]
[/b]*artemis is quieted by a sniper shot from the eighth story of the apartment complex across the street. The bullet passes through his head like a hot knife through soft cheese. Brain matter and burnt hair covers the Vermeer reproduction behind his recliner. No one seems to notice.

[/i][/judgement]

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Sweet. Now can I get summa that enduring love you promised?

/me loves possums with a wet sticky sponge-bath.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Um...

... did I actually win this contest????

Holy shit.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

cc 273, stat! by arbi 7-25-05

long ago in a galaxy far far away, way past the statute of limitations...a work of fiction. any resemblance to any living americans, bigger than a breadbox, is coincidental so this contest can be autobiographical, a morality play, or um some third thing. you do know the entries were due in february right? february? i got stoned and i missed it. so i was at this party saturday. the hip trendy thing this week is absinthe. luckily it was diluted with tea... opium tea. so i chased it with some tequila this probably makes me sound like a hard partier. i only go out most mondays, and most saturdays i don't drink, at most one. hey! now i remember where i put the rest of the tequila. today is monday. i have a routine for mondays. no more than 3 g&t, no more than $20. i have a dollar left, counting the one i found on the sidewalk, that had a knot tied in it.

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woof

The good thing about entering an already ended competition: NOTHING, STUPID.