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She didn't one up you, she one downed you by countering your suggestion that she take a long car ride with a creepy christian to who knows where upstate and instead offering to take you to a crowded, well known place where she could easily ditch you the moment your creepiness turned on.

Dude, that would never have been considered a date.

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I think it's cute that the Christian fundamentalist thinks that girl's gesture was anything more than her being nice. Hell, I read his biased description and it still came off as completely innocent. I go to bars with girls all the time; doesn't mean I'm dating them. Nate, get back to us when you actually bang this girl.

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The sad thing is, Toad's is hardly slimy. It's a rock club that hosts local and famous bands. On some nights there are dance parties run by the local Top 40 radio station so the Yalie girls can get dance with each other and hook up. It is not one block away from some of the Yale dorms, in a pretty decent section of town.

There are few famous rock act's that haven't played there at least once.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That place sounds like it would destroy Nate morally.

To be fair, I wouldn't be too keen on seeing "The Nerds" play either:

Look at these evil men out to corrupt our youth!

I'd just like to remind everyone that Kramer_vs_Kramer turned down the invitation to a threesome with two chicks for what seems like no good reason.

I don't know why I want to remind everyone of this fact, I just do.

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FinnNYC, you have a very valid point. Inflatable Man, I was just being a cock. Whether or not it was a "date" it would have been cool to hang out with her.

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The sad thing is, Toad's is hardly slimy. It's a rock club that hosts local and famous bands. On some nights there are dance parties run by the local Top 40 radio station so the Yalie girls can get dance with each other and hook up. It is not one block away from some of the Yale dorms, in a pretty decent section of town.

There are few famous rock act's that haven't played there at least once.

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Nate is still dcomposed, right?

I probably would too.

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It's grime time.

I did turn down a married girl in her late 20's a couple months back, because I didn't particularly want to be a homewrecker or get my ass beat. So, we men do sometimes think with our brains instead of our dicks.

Okay, rarely.

As for kramer's situation, I'm not sure I would say yes either. To be honest I might be too nervous to perform well. As fantastical as it sounds, it might just be too much pressure.

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I seem to remember it happened about a week after channel 4 showed the episode of Ally McBeal where she lured some guy out with the promise of a threesome then stole his trousers and ran him over with a truck.

Best episode ever.

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If I have to get run over by a truck, I want to be lured into it by the promise of a threesome.

Shame on you, kramer.

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What is college for if not banging each other silly? Learning? Go ahead, make me laugh.

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What others say about boorite!

College isn't for learning?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Best.
College Movie.
Evar.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Well... duh.

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i can make a whack off noise with my mouth

just fyi

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update on my life

i met this girl at the mall on friday night and i hung out with her saturday night

she wants to go out sometime, weee

http://smacknuts.com/upload/s2.jpg

Man, I can't wait until she decides to have sex with you (I'm guessing she's blind, deaf, or perhaps both), and then finds out you're a confused Christian Youth who cannot seem to reconcile the human experience of selective instinct indulgence.

In other words, I'm here for her if she needs a penis to cry on.

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she knows what i am i know what she is

you don't know who either of us really are

Are you lizard people?

Aren't lust and pride mortal sins?

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