I <3 DragonXero.

Particularly, my worst fear is a "Deliverance" type incident. "Squeal like a piggay." Huhhhh.

-Cpausti

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I'm afraid of aging. This is unfortunate, because there is very little I can do to halt the process. And, now that I've discovered that existance is meaningless, I feel all the absurdity of my life and inevitable death. Reeling in the years, stowing away the time.

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"It's a second World War II!"

Indeed.

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Poo perhaps?

My only fear is that I'll die without enough people finding out how awesome I really am.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I'm afraid of a world without Thomas Dolby, electronica pioneer. Seriously, just try to imagine it. No "Hyperactive!"... No "She Blinded Me With Science"...I could never live in a world so obviously absent of joy.

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It's grime time.

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My only fear is that I'll die without enough people finding out how awesome I really am.

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My only fear is that I'll die without enough people finding out how awesome I really am.

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I fear pain. The only reason I fear death is because of the likelihood that it will come with great pain attached.

I also fear Fred Durst.

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I has a flavor!

I don't fear Fred Durst. I fear that everyone else will think he's cool.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The only thing i fear about Fred Durst is his humungous ego, it could go up anytime like the friggin hindenberg

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I dumb :D

Suddenly dying without having left any instructions to how I want my remains to be taken care of.

Suddenly dying without having left instructions for the care of my cats, even though everyone knows I want them well taken care of and I'll haunt anyone who does otherwise.

Suddenly dying and no one noticing until my cats are starving. Not that I'd mind if they snack on my corpse, I just don't want them to get to that point.

Heights involving human construction. I don't trust it.

Having the Titanic (or other sunken boat and ship) raise itself underneath me while I'm swimming. I still don't know why I'm afraid of this.

The collapse of civilization leading to a Mad Max era. Or Waterworld. I don't know what would be worse.

Five words:

Bloated
Corpse
Of
Leonardo
DiCaprio

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I would PAY to see that, unless he played more roles like in What's Eating Gilbert Grape

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I dumb :D

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The collapse of civilization leading to a Mad Max era. Or Waterworld. I don't know what would be worse.

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I saw Waterworld, Jes. But I've also seen Passion of the Christ twice.

Gibson's fucking demented. I'll take the self-indulgent old bad actor white guy over Mr. Psycho Christian. At least with Costner you know there will be hot young girls around.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I thought maverick was an alright movie...

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I dumb :D

Maybe if the world was more like What women want, then we'd be...um...wait...what?

Waterworld wasn't that bad. He drank pee for goodness sake. Doesn't get much better than that.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

If we made hero's out of anyone who drank pee the world would be a better place, but then the poo eaters would feel left out.

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I dumb :D

I heard when an adult male Blue Whale ejaculates, over 500 gallons of sperm are released into the ocean, so my greatest fear is swimming in whale jizz.

There'd also be a lot of crazy drugged-out bums in San Francisco in Hero parades.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Whoa! And I thought that was the remains of sunken cargo ship importing vanilla ice cream!

I should have raised the price, I wouldn't have eaten it all for 5 bucks if I'd known.

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It's grime time.

My worst fear is to have the same dream I had last year at some point, involving badgers the size of small dogs and Safety Donkey.

But in all seriousness, it would be dying and no one knowing. Like, if I lived alone or went on a trip or something and died, and then everyone just thought that I forgot to call home or something like that.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.