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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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DIC: Nuclear Terrorism
Maybe YOU'RE not ready for NUCLEAR TERRORISM, but I got my TINFOIL HAT, buddy.
  by KungChiFu, 5-19-05 

DIC: Wal-Mart
The bad news: Wal-mart building new store on top of a Hawaiian cemetary. The good news: Greeters will be able to walk from home to work.
  by KungChiFu, 5-19-05 

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

5-19-05 10:20am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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The Wal-Mart one is good! See what happens when you start putting jokes into your comics?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

5-19-05 11:32am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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DIC: Regarding the Stem Cell Debate
Bush vows not to use "taxpayers' money to promote science which destroys life in order to save life." In other news, 8 more American lives destroyed in Iraq today.
  by KungChiFu, 5-24-05 

DIC: Deep Throat
The really sad part about this "Deep Throat" thing is the disillusionment of all those young guys out there who thought "Deep Throat" was Paris Hilton.
  by KungChiFu, 6-02-05 

DIC: Bush SEC Cox
Bush wants to SEC Cox. Again, sometimes these things just write themselves.
  by KungChiFu, 6-03-05 

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-03-05 5:55am (new)
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cpausti
The Nordic Soulman

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I love them all.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

6-03-05 8:34am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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The stem cell one was actually very good.

The rest are still crap.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

6-03-05 4:18pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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I concur, and agree wholeheartedly with this statement.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

6-05-05 4:24am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Ho ho! "SEC Cox"! That's like "suck cocks"!!!

6-05-05 6:11am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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DIC: Somebody blame Clinton, quick!
And you thought YOU were having a bad day... Bush's approval rating now 20 points lower than Clinton's was on the day he was impeached.
  by KungChiFu, 6-07-05 

DIC: The Missing White Girl Plot of Mind Control
I was going to call my Congressman about the war, but I got distracted by another round of TV news stories about a missing young attractive white girl. Lortamercy on her!
  by KungChiFu, 6-08-05 

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-08-05 3:45pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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The white girl one's got a bit of a joke, but the Clinton one's just parroting news. How's that funny?

6-09-05 6:03am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Most of these are just parroting news.

Maybe it's funny because a silly-looking bear is saying it on a desert island.

Or maybe it's just that these comics aren't funny.

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6-09-05 7:26am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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Boys, I'm certainly gratified by the continued attention you give my efforts here on stripcreator, but you both seem to be having trouble "getting it".

Maybe this link will help you understand what I'm trying to do:

Editorial Cartoon information from Wikipedia.

I fully appreciate you guys don't find them funny, or as often as not, irrelevant, annoying, pinko-liberal, etc.; still, I will be continuing this minimalist editorial cartoon experiment for the forseeable future. Have fun!

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-09-05 9:04am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Boys, I'm certainly gratified by the continued attention you give my efforts here on stripcreator, but you both seem to be having trouble "getting it".

Maybe this link will help you understand what I'm trying to do:

Editorial Cartoon information from Wikipedia.


I understand what you're trying to do. You don't seem to understand that you're failing to do it. If you want proficient editorial cartoons, check out the News in Brief section of The Economist.


Although I find dogma in humor annoying, there are times when it's also funny. Your comics rarely count as one of those times. They usually just throw third-grade insults at George Bush and expect everyone to like it because Bush is an easy target. Either that or you just read some headlines back and eschew the jokes entirely.


More power to you! And when I'm bored enough to read them, I will continue to point out their lousiness until they get better! Which I hope they will. But they probably won't unless you acknowledge that they suck in the first place.

Keep trying! (Or start trying.)

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6-09-05 11:12am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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Sigh. Some trolls you just can't reach.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-09-05 2:27pm (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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DIC: GM's slick marketing
Starting with the 2006 model year, all GM vehicles will come complete with a laid-off factory worker as standard equipment.
  by KungChiFu, 6-13-05 

DIC: Debt relief, shmebt relief...
Dear African nations: We don't do handouts in this administration, but if you let Al Qadea take over, we'll happily install a nice, big, free, democratic government for you.
  by KungChiFu, 6-13-05 

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-13-05 10:40am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Would you want to keep this format to yourself, or can anyone use it? I've now gotten ideas for about half a dozen of these myself...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

6-14-05 1:48pm (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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NeoVid... go for it. I'm interested to see what you'll come up with.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-14-05 5:14pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Sweet.

Desert Island Commentary
Michael Jackson aquitted. Church officials reply "WHEW!"
  by NeoVid, 6-15-05 

DIC: Unambiguous
Finally an honest statement from our officials: "We can confirm that Vice-President Cheny may or may not be or have been at an undisclosed location at some point in time."
  by NeoVid, 6-15-05 

DIC: Double Standards
In the US, convicted felons can't vote. But they can get elected.
  by NeoVid, 6-15-05 

DIC: Papal's court
A priest has murdered 17 people. When that was revealed, he received the most severe punishment the church has ever authorized: Transferral to another parish.
  by NeoVid, 6-15-05 

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

6-15-05 1:52pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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I was hoping they'd be funnier when NeoVid did them.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

6-15-05 4:22pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Hope you don't mind if I join in on the fun, fellas.

DIC: Piece of Mind
Republicans respond to the autopsy report on Terri Schiavo: "STOP ACTIVIST MEDICAL EXAMINERS!"
  by niteowl, 6-15-05 

DIC: Dean of the Island
...AND THEN I'M GONNA GO PICK A COCONUT AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE A PISS ON THAT PALM TREE AND THEN I'M GONNA PASS OUT FROM ALL THIS SCREAMING! YEAAAGGGGHHHH!
  by niteowl, 6-15-05 

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

6-15-05 4:48pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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god why

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Batman created by Bob Kane

6-16-05 4:15am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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[u]WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/u]

6-16-05 5:42am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Actually, "Dean of the Island" was pretty good, if about fourteen months too late.

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6-16-05 7:33am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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We who enjoy this thread would like to welcome our latest troll, dcomposed. Thanks for visiting!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-16-05 11:53am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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DIC: Troll bait - Terri Schivo Was Murdered
Next: Terri Schivo's parents call it "murder" for medical science to not have come up with a full brain transplant procedure for their daughter, sue entire world, God.
  by KungChiFu, 6-16-05 

BTW, good job, Niteowl and NeoVid. Loved them all!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

6-16-05 12:03pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Man, this is the most inspired I've been for a long time.

Hmm. A DIC comic contest....

DIC: Medic!
The church repeated its statement_that_life_begins at conception. When asked if people should hold funerals for the 80% of fertilized eggs that never mature, Vatican officials replied, "Huh?"
  by NeoVid, 6-16-05 

DIC: National insecurity
Remember, if you object to the elimination of your freedoms, the terrorists have won.
  by NeoVid, 6-16-05 

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6-16-05 12:25pm (new)
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