37. Ben Hur

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

38. Ben Dover

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Poop.

39.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

40. Benson

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

41. Ben Franklin
42. Ben Gazzara
43. Ben Kingsley
44. Ben Blue
45. Ben(edict) Arnold

46. Ben, Gentle

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Poop.

47: ...Bruce Willis gets into the lift with you wearing a dirty vest.*

48: ...the first thing you realise is "this isn't a pillow"...

*To be honest, this is a Craig Charles joke, not one of mine

49. Star Trek: Enterprise is cancelled, but people continue to watch The Bachelor.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

50. Sinbad gets another show *

* My apologies to the WB studios and the writers of Freakazoid.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

51. Star Trek: Enterprise is on.

52. andydougan is still coherent enough to remember what SC's website address is.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

53. When Vogons destroy your planet to make way for a new interstellar bypass

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

54. When your employer decides to blast Hindu chant music through the office and starts chanting with it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

55. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

56. A thread giving signs of a bad day goes on longer than 2 pages.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

57. Your neighbour continues to play crappy music really loud every morning from 7-7:45

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

58. The lady upstairs' washing machine floods, therefore flooding your apartment, and all last night you listened to the delightful 120 decibels of "Warrior," the carpet cleaning fan directly in the doorway of your bedroom.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

59. Your best friend suddenly proclaims TV's Alan Thicke as the funniest man alive.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

60. You watch as the new neighbors bring beer keg after beer keg into their house on a night before you have to go in early to work.

61. Your email client reads "Downloading 1/10,000 messages"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

62. You wake up to a tickling sensation in your nose and your eyes open to the horror of a driver ant column covering your entire head and you're buried up to your neck there is no escape and they strip the flesh from your bones and you can't wait for death.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.